Coolest Baby Names Of All Time

So, as with most things in life, the secret here is to find a happy medium. Choose a name that's just quirky and original enough to turn some heads, and your baby is almost assured a place within the pantheon of Happy Successful People With Cool Names like Galileo Whateverhislastnamewas, Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon, or Bobcat Goldwaith.
So to help you on your way, here is my exhaustive list of the Coolest Baby Names Of All Time.
20 (More) Spectacularly Awful Album Covers

The photos are the reason we're all here, so let's get started.
Web Detritus (Week of 08.22.10)
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collection of fascinating links, weird news stories, and other random
exciting things. Brought to you by The Internet.This week: Wild Sex In Strangers' Homes, Tiger Smugglers, Toddlers With Shotguns, Teabonics, Unbelievably Filthy Ancient Poems, 5 Day Traffic Jams, & A Video That Will Change Your Life Forever. (Now With More Pictures!)
Amazon Oddity: Q-Link EMF Pendant

In any case, please have a look at the following article, in which I discuss the features of the Q-Link pendant in the most evenhanded, dignified, and unbiased way possible.
The Cynical Tourist's Guide To...California

Come to think of it, that last one might not be entirely accurate, as I haven't been to California since I was a kid. But I'm reasonably sure I remember staying at a Holiday Inn Select in the 6th Circle (kitty corner from the barbed-wire gallows) where the screams of the unbaptized babies they were flaying the skin off of kept me up until like 2AM one night. Talk about annoying.
But hey, let's go ahead and see what California has to offer tourists, shall we?
Web Detritus (Week of 08.15.10)
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reasonably interesting collection of fascinating links, strange news
stories, and other random junk I found on the internet. This week: Chinese Spike Benches, Public Pool Defecation, Genital-Exposing Short Shorts, Secretly Gay Husbands, Twinkies, Born Again Racists, and Pinpointing The Exact Moment Star Wars Started To Suck.
7 Ridiculous Ways to Boost Your Self-Esteem

So seeing as I have some experience in the field, I figured I'd share with you seven amazing self-improvement tips which will almost certainly help you feel better about who you are.
20 Spectacularly Awful Album Covers

Thankfully for humanity, I haven't come across this particular album cover yet. But here are 20 that come pretty close.
Web Detritus (Week of 08.08.10)
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decidedly nonessential collection of cool links, weird news stories,
and other random things I've exhumed from the rotting corpse of the
internet.This week: The World's Largest Male Breasts, Blood Spatter Analysis 101, Semen Attacks, Vestigial Organs, and of course: More Grown Men In Diapers.
Amazon Oddity: Control-A-Woman Remote

But luckily the geniuses at Taipei Novelty Product Production Assembly Line #124038 have come up with THIS KOOKY GAG REMOTE for all those "guys" out there who just want to "watch the big game with their buddies" without being forced to acknowledge the existence of the "perpetually exasperated vagina-possessing nursemaid" with whom they have chosen to become emotionally attached.
Might As Well Post These Stupid Customer Complaints I Found

Fair warning: As most of these complaints were posted by idiots, many of them contain sexual content, hilarious racism, or multiple instances of misspelled foul language.
Web Detritus (Week of 08.01.10)
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haphazard collection of cool links, weird news stories, and other
random crap exhumed from the darkest corners of the internet.This week: How It Feels To Die Of A Heroin Overdose, Kids Named Hitler, Undead Infants, Accidental Destruction Of Valuable Property, Traditional Turkish Choking Dances, And One Thousand Ways To Die.
6 Fun Things To Do While You Await The Embrace Of Death

But, for those who still claim to "have nothing to do" I will provide this list which may or may not contain six suggestions of highly original and universally pleasurable time-killing activities I may possibly enjoy the idea of participating in from time to time.
Web Detritus (Week of 07.25.10)
A weekly collection
of fascinating links, strange news stories, and
random crap I found lying around on the internet.This week: The Horrors Of Shrieking Children, Elderly Japanese Mummies, Stealing From The Blind, Movie Theater Violence, Inception, and Ice Cream Ice Cream Ice Cream?
I Hereby Grant You Permission To Chase Waterfalls

I realize that many of you may have a strong inclination towards "sticking to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to" but what you likely fail to realize is that puttering around in large, stationary pools of liquid, or even travelling with freshwater as it runs towards an ocean can in no way match the vigorous stimulation and emotional fulfillment one can achieve from chasing a waterfall. Not even close.
So if you'd allow me, I'd like to go ahead and refute some of the most common arguments against chasing waterfalls at this time in the hopes of convincing you to go out an experience the joy associated with the pursuance of water which is flowing down a steep grade due to the effects of gravity along with a rapid drop in elevation.
20 More Photographs Of Terrible Cosplayers

Certainly "getting out of actually writing something" was my intention AT FIRST, but I quickly discovered how gruelling "sifting through thousands of pages of dull cosplay photos featuring androgynous Japanese preteens to find the 0.0001% of them which are sad/inventive/stupid enough to be worthy of ridicule" actually is.
So in the end, creating one of these stupid galleries is actually just as much (if not more) work than writing a deliberately insulting article about one of the 50 US states, so I hope you all appreciate it.
Web Detritus (Week of 07.18.10)
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pointless collection of interesting links, strange news stories, and
other amusing garbage discovered on the internet.What's happening this time around? Street Signs Causing Dwarfism, Senior Citizens Eating Dog Food, Parachuting Donkeys, Homophobic Gunmen, & What Is Probably The Worst Job Of All Time.
