12 (More) Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers

PART 1 of this series featured some some of the best customer complaints I could find on my new favorite website: ComplaintsBoard.com. But consumer action does not sleep! There are still plenty of fairly unpleasant people who feel they have been severely wronged by the actions of various Burger King & Safeway employees, and I must help to ensure that their whining voices are heard!

All aboard the payback train. First stop: Justicetown.

The Voodoo Prince gets results

Frankly, I am shocked

damn witches ripped my ass off

MY SEX IS A WOMAN

hey you kids want to have sex

NO MORE SPOOGE BOB FILTH

screaming !!!

Wish granted.

7 Witches Strikes Again

ouchooooooooaaaaaaa!

I need help fast thanks