15 Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers

Unfortunately, it isn't really working out that way. Complaintsboard is less about consumer rights and more about semiliterate adults with learning disabilities who believe a business has wronged them in some petty way pecking out (usually IN CAPS) incomprehensible messages to companies that will never, ever read them. Nothing useful is accomplished, and no one is helped.
So yeah, it's pretty great!
I see absolutely no problem here.

CHEATED FOR PETROL

Ribbon Bullies

Finally, something important!

WHERE IS THE FREE GIFT

Just Sayin

AT THE TOWNHALL MEETING THE REAL PEOPLE

we have got your request and get them out thanks

You are the won the random draw! Please to writeing back with name!

My Avacados!

Burger King RUINED EVERYTHING YOU RUNED MY LIVE

The Last Patriot

All About The Booty

Hannah Montana Hate

A pricing error at a retail store? I don't believe it.

That's all the complaints I've got for now, but never fear: There's plenty more where that came from.
