Question: Is this simply a numbered list of leftover "B-Side" fetishes from the Top 20 Weird Sexual Fetishes Article You Published A While Ago?
Answer: Sort of. This list does, in fact, contain the fetishes I didn't have space for in the original article. It also contains many fetishes which don't even exist. If you'd like to know why this is the case, I'm afraid I can't help you. But I can tell you that some of the fetishes below are probably real.
The answers are at the end, if you feel like cheating. Thank you, and good luck.
1. FORNIPHILIAForm Of Bondage In Which A Human Is Used (Or Incorporated Into) A Piece Of Furniture. Examples Include: Human Drafting Tables, Human Lazy Suzanns, And Human Shelving.
2. PARAZOOPHILIADiffers From Bestiality In That Sexual Interest Is Only Expressed Towards Dangerous, Violent, Or Otherwise Aggressive Animals
3. AFROTHESBIPHILIAArousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.
4. PSYCHOPHILIAOverwhelming Sexual Attraction To Persons With Mental/Neurological Disorders
5. REDACTOPHILIAThe Compulsion To Attain Climax By Forcing A Large [Redacted] Into One's [Redacted] Releasing [Redacted] From The [Redacted], Drenching [Redacted] in [Redacted], While Restricting The Flow Of Blood To [Redacted] And [Redacted] [Redacted] By An Inordinately Painful Bowel Movement.
6. SACOFRICOSISThe Process Of Making A Hole In One's Pocket In Order to Facilitate Public Masturbation
7. RAMENOPHELIACondition In Which Arousal May Only Be Achieved By Rubbing Noodles On One's Genitals (Or The Genitals Of A Friend)
8. NASOLABIOPHILIAArousal Contingent Upon Genital Contact With Nasolabial Skin Folds On Partner's Face
9. NECROHELIOMOHANOPHILIAArousal Resulting From Reading About The Death Of Veteran Bollywood Character Actor Mac Mohan And Consequently Feeling Somewhat Guilty That You've Never Even Heard Of Him Before
10. PHOBOSPHELIAArousal Contingent On The Existence Of Irregularly Shaped Celestial Bodies Whose Orbital Period Around Mars Happens To Be Shorter Than A Martian Day
11. AURANDAPPELLAPHILIAAurarandapellaphiliacs Can Only Attain Arousal From Hearing People Who Aren't Named Randall Being Mistakenly Referred To As Randall
12. HOMEOVESTISMThe Opposite Of Transvestism. Homeovestites Become Aroused By Wearing Clothing Appropriate To Their Gender.
13. PEDPHILIAPHOBIAPHILIAArousal Contingent Upon Being An Adult Who Has Been Diagnosed With A Fear Of Pedophiles
14. ENNEDECAPHILIACompulsion To Pleasure Oneself With 19-Sided Objects
15. LIQUIDOPHELIAArousal Contingent Upon The Submersion Of One's Genitals In Liquid
16. RECURSOPHILIAArousal Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon ∞
ANSWER KEYIt should come as little surprise to you that a full 11 of these fetishes were nonexistent. Here are the five "real" fetishes:
- Ramenophelia (Rubbing ramen on one's genitals). Though this is not "officially" recognized as a fetish, I did stumble across some guys on a weightlifting forum who claimed to enjoy it. So yeah.
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