16 (More) Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
Answer: Sort of. This list does, in fact, contain the fetishes I didn't have space for in the original article. It also contains many fetishes which don't even exist. If you'd like to know why this is the case, I'm afraid I can't help you. But I can tell you that some of the fetishes below are probably real.
The answers are at the end, if you feel like cheating. Thank you, and good luck.
1. FORNIPHILIA
Form Of Bondage In Which A Human Is Used (Or Incorporated Into) A Piece
Of Furniture. Examples Include: Human Drafting Tables, Human Lazy
Suzanns, And Human Shelving.
2. PARAZOOPHILIA
Differs From Bestiality In That Sexual Interest Is Only Expressed
Towards Dangerous, Violent, Or Otherwise Aggressive Animals
3. AFROTHESBIPHILIA
Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One
Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.
4. PSYCHOPHILIA
Overwhelming Sexual Attraction To Persons With Mental/Neurological
Disorders
5. REDACTOPHILIA
The Compulsion To Attain Climax By Forcing A Large [Redacted] Into
One's
[Redacted] Releasing [Redacted] From The [Redacted], Drenching
[Redacted] in [Redacted], While Restricting The Flow Of Blood To
[Redacted] And [Redacted] [Redacted] By An Inordinately Painful Bowel
Movement.
6. SACOFRICOSIS
The Process Of Making A Hole In One's Pocket In Order to Facilitate
Public Masturbation
7. RAMENOPHELIA
Condition In Which Arousal May Only Be Achieved By Rubbing Noodles On
One's Genitals (Or The Genitals Of A Friend)
8. NASOLABIOPHILIA
Arousal Contingent Upon Genital Contact With Nasolabial Skin Folds On
Partner's Face
9. NECROHELIOMOHANOPHILIA
Arousal Resulting From Reading About The Death Of Veteran Bollywood
Character Actor Mac Mohan And Consequently Feeling Somewhat Guilty That
You've Never Even Heard Of Him Before
10. PHOBOSPHELIA
Arousal Contingent On The Existence Of Irregularly
Shaped
Celestial Bodies Whose Orbital Period Around Mars Happens To Be Shorter
Than A Martian Day
11. AURANDAPPELLAPHILIA
Aurarandapellaphiliacs Can Only Attain Arousal From
Hearing People Who Aren't Named Randall Being
Mistakenly Referred To As Randall
12. HOMEOVESTISM
The Opposite Of Transvestism. Homeovestites Become Aroused By Wearing
Clothing Appropriate To Their Gender.
13. PEDPHILIAPHOBIAPHILIA
Arousal Contingent Upon Being An Adult Who Has Been Diagnosed With A
Fear Of Pedophiles
14. ENNEDECAPHILIA
Compulsion To Pleasure Oneself With 19-Sided Objects
15. LIQUIDOPHELIA
Arousal Contingent Upon The Submersion Of One's
Genitals In Liquid
16. RECURSOPHILIA
Arousal Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon
Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon
Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon
Contingent Upon Contingent Upon ∞
ANSWER KEY
It should come as little surprise to you that a full 11 of these fetishes were nonexistent. Here are the five "real" fetishes:- Forniphilia
- Homeovestism
- Sacofricosis
- Liquidophilia
- Ramenophelia (Rubbing ramen on one's genitals). Though this is not "officially" recognized as a fetish, I did stumble across some guys on a weightlifting forum who claimed to enjoy it. So yeah.
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