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Question: Is this simply a numbered list of leftover "B-Side" fetishes from the Top 20 Weird Sexual Fetishes Article You Published A While Ago?

Answer: Sort of. This list does, in fact, contain the fetishes I didn't have space for in the original article. It also contains many fetishes which don't even exist. If you'd like to know why this is the case, I'm afraid I can't help you. But I can tell you that some of the fetishes below are probably real.

The answers are at the end, if you feel like cheating. Thank you, and good luck.


1. FORNIPHILIA

Human Furniture Form Of Bondage In Which A Human Is Used (Or Incorporated Into) A Piece Of Furniture. Examples Include: Human Drafting Tables, Human Lazy Suzanns, And Human Shelving.
 
 

2. PARAZOOPHILIA

Goat Guns Differs From Bestiality In That Sexual Interest Is Only Expressed Towards Dangerous, Violent, Or Otherwise Aggressive Animals
 

3. AFROTHESBIPHILIA

Bald Black Actors Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.


4. PSYCHOPHILIA

Man Licking Foot Overwhelming Sexual Attraction To Persons With Mental/Neurological Disorders


5. REDACTOPHILIA

Redacted The Compulsion To Attain Climax By Forcing A Large [Redacted] Into One's [Redacted] Releasing [Redacted] From The [Redacted], Drenching [Redacted] in [Redacted], While Restricting The Flow Of Blood To [Redacted] And [Redacted] [Redacted] By An Inordinately Painful Bowel Movement.


6. SACOFRICOSIS

Hands In Pockets The Process Of Making A Hole In One's Pocket In Order to Facilitate Public Masturbation


7. RAMENOPHELIA

Ramen Condition In Which Arousal May Only Be Achieved By Rubbing Noodles On One's Genitals (Or The Genitals Of A Friend)

 

8. NASOLABIOPHILIA

Nasalabial Arousal Contingent Upon Genital Contact With Nasolabial Skin Folds On Partner's Face
 

9. NECROHELIOMOHANOPHILIA

India Arousal Resulting From Reading About The Death Of Veteran Bollywood Character Actor Mac Mohan And Consequently Feeling Somewhat Guilty That You've Never Even Heard Of Him Before
 

10. PHOBOSPHELIA

Space Arousal Contingent On The Existence Of Irregularly Shaped Celestial Bodies Whose Orbital Period Around Mars Happens To Be Shorter Than A Martian Day
 
 

11. AURANDAPPELLAPHILIA

Names Aurarandapellaphiliacs Can Only Attain Arousal From Hearing People Who Aren't Named Randall Being Mistakenly Referred To As Randall
 

12. HOMEOVESTISM

Homeovestism The Opposite Of Transvestism. Homeovestites Become Aroused By Wearing Clothing Appropriate To Their Gender.


13. PEDPHILIAPHOBIAPHILIA

Pedophilia Arousal Contingent Upon Being An Adult Who Has Been Diagnosed With A Fear Of Pedophiles
 

14. ENNEDECAPHILIA

Object Compulsion To Pleasure Oneself With 19-Sided Objects


15. LIQUIDOPHELIA

Water Batch Arousal Contingent Upon The Submersion Of One's Genitals In Liquid
 

16. RECURSOPHILIA

Clock Arousal Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon Contingent Upon ∞
 


ANSWER KEY

It should come as little surprise to you that a full 11 of these fetishes were nonexistent. Here are the five "real" fetishes:
  • Forniphilia
  • Homeovestism
  • Sacofricosis
  • Liquidophilia
  • Ramenophelia (Rubbing ramen on one's genitals). Though this is not "officially" recognized as a fetish, I did stumble across some guys on a weightlifting forum who claimed to enjoy it. So yeah.
I suppose that's enough about fetishes for now. If I come up with any more, I'll be sure and let you know. But in the meantime, you may want to check out The Original Weird Fetish Article Without Fake Fetishes In It. But then again, you may not. Honestly I'm fine with it either way.

 

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