16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Bird Attack

Rest assured: I'm well aware that I've already published way too many
pointless photo galleries of Nonsensical
Warning
Signs.
I also know that I'm probably the only sentient creature in the
universe who finds stick figures being dismembered so entertaining, but
what can I say? I like 'em!

So for what is probably the last time, I've [borrowed] a bunch
of signs from The
Stick Figures In Peril Flickr Pool
and reposted
them here without getting permission from any of the wonderful people
who actually took the time to photograph and upload them.
 
But hey, if you own any of these pictures and don't want some asshole
like me using them, just Send
Me An Annoyed Email
and I'll remove them right away.

1. TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC
CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Throw Change

2. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Mangled In Equipment

3. DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Exploding Madness

4. OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Throw Baby

5. HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED
MP3
PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Ipod Attack

6. YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD'S WAY OUT!

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Real Men Don't Rape

7. BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Pinned Construction

8. CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF
CYCLOPEAN FIENDS

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Cyclops

9. I'LL JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Spray Dog

10. BIFURCATION
OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON'T RISK IT!

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Cut In Half

11. PEYOTE: IT'S A HELL OF A DRUG

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Peyote Sun Rail

12. TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY 'NEATH THE DOZER'S ARM

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Crushed Under Bulldozer

13. I BET THIS SIGN COMES FROM THE CONTINENT OF ASIA

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - YOU ARE IN ASIA

14. WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Skilift Enema

15. WHAT.

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Runaway Rabbit Lift

16. SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WHICH
RESIDE
INEXPLICABLY WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, SEEMINGLY UNHAPPY FISH IS
STRICTLY PROHIBITED

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Do Not Scold Fish