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Ah October: Cauldron's are bubbling, children are reveling in
pumpkin viscera, and small painted box turtles are doing...uh...well,
whatever is that turtles do in cold weather. What am I a Herpetologist,
how the hell should I know? My point is that it is currently October
and VARIOUS THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
But what is most important to me (and possibly you), is the
thousandfold increase in sales of stupid costumes which occurs around
this time of year. So as usual, I've dredged the internet and come up
with 20 of the most ambitiously trashy costumes currently available.

THE FBI'S GONNA PAY ME TO SMURF?

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READY YOUR MACE, LADIES

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I INVITE YOU TO FILL ME WITH SPERM

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SWEET CLAYFIGHTERS COSTUME DUDE

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I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY SPECIFIC JOKES, BUT THIS COSTUME IS PRETTY
DUMB

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HEE HAW HEE HAW

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...AND EUGENE LEVY AS GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE

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WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

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I REFUSE.

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HMM...NOT A VERY GOOD CHER COSTUME

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FROM DUD TO STUD

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THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ON MANY LEVELS

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FROM THE 'INEXPLICABLE DEVOTION TO A MEDIOCRE GAME SERIES'
COLLECTION

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TASTY SEAMEN

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VING RHAMES

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BAD IDEA

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NO DADDY NO

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DEFEND THE FUEHRER'S MOUNTAIN RETREAT AT ALL COSTS

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OH I JUST LOVE RACIAL HUMOR

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MMMM....RAPEY

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As always, you can buy any of these costumes at buycostumes, a store which I
am not affiliated with in any manner, aside from my constant
unauthorized usage of their images for my own personal amusement.