"Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered.
And lo, no one was there."
- Author Unknown
YOUR INABILITY TO TOUCH THIS IS READILY APPARENT
ERECTION BASED COSTUME #32817
BABY'S DAY OUT
INTO THE MOUTH OF MADNESS
LETS GO SHOPPING TOGETHER
SKID ROW LUIGI
COKEY THE CLOWN
UNCLE RICH IS HERE AND HE BROUGHT A PRESENT
CAN I MILK HIM MOMMY
CAUTION: LOW SELF-ESTEEM ZONE
EXPLANATION: THERE IS A RAPPER WHO IS NAMED 50 CENT
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR DISHWASHER STOPS WORKING
THAT REMINDS ME, I GOTTA CALL MY DAD
DARKLY DREAMING DEXTER
WOMENS HAVE BOOM BOOMS
A HORRIBLE PUN INVOLVING SHIT? THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED
SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT
Well, that should about do it for this farce. All the costume photos were taken from BUYCOSTUMES, and for more of my dumb slideshows SEE HERE.