20 Costumes With Which To Engender Fear In The Hearts Of Your Enemies

"Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered.
And lo, no one was there."
- Author Unknown
YOUR INABILITY TO TOUCH THIS IS READILY APPARENT

ERECTION BASED COSTUME #32817

BABY'S DAY OUT

INTO THE MOUTH OF MADNESS

LIL' JESUS

LETS GO SHOPPING TOGETHER

SKID ROW LUIGI

COKEY THE CLOWN

LETS WRASSLE

UNCLE RICH IS HERE AND HE BROUGHT A PRESENT

CAN I MILK HIM MOMMY

CAUTION: LOW SELF-ESTEEM ZONE

EXPLANATION: THERE IS A RAPPER WHO IS NAMED 50 CENT

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR DISHWASHER STOPS WORKING

OH YOU!

THAT REMINDS ME, I GOTTA CALL MY DAD

DARKLY DREAMING DEXTER

WOMENS HAVE BOOM BOOMS

A HORRIBLE PUN INVOLVING SHIT? THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED

SAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT

Well, that should about do it for this farce. All the costume photos were taken from BUYCOSTUMES, and for more of my dumb slideshows SEE HERE.
