Image removed.
Those of you who have not had the displeasure of visiting a wax museum
are missing out on a world of arcane horrors unlike anything you have
known. As a small child I had the opportunity to check out Ripley's
Wax Museum

in San Antonio, an experience which has undoubtedly scarred me for
life. To this day I cannot sit on a public toilet without envisioning
the crushed wax face of Tom Hanks surging towards me from the murky
depths.

 
But for those of you who have yet to come under the stony gaze of a
half melted dummy of Sylvester Stallone, I have compiled these photos.

Back of the bus! Back of the bus!

Image removed.

Tiger tiger tiger tiger woods yall

Image removed.

Encephalitic Titanic

Image removed.

Striesand/Anthropomorphic Goat

Image removed.

"Head Injury Jimmy"

Image removed.

AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Image removed.

Oh James!

Image removed.

Yeeeeek!

Image removed.

Burn Victim Brando

Image removed.

Action Jackson

Image removed.

HEEE HAWWWW

Image removed.

HOOCHIE MAMMA.

Image removed.

Stroke Victim Nixon

Image removed.

Can't Stop The Hoff

Image removed.

Nevermind The Bullocks

Image removed.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

Image removed.

Oh. Alright then. Thank you very much.

Image removed.

Heh, heh, heh, heh.

Image removed.

Gentle Ben

Image removed.