20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures
Those of you who have not had the displeasure of visiting a wax museum
are missing out on a world of arcane horrors unlike anything you have
known. As a small child I had the opportunity to check out Ripley's
Wax Museum
in San Antonio, an experience which has undoubtedly scarred me for
life. To this day I cannot sit on a public toilet without envisioning
the crushed wax face of Tom Hanks surging towards me from the murky
depths.
But for those of you who have yet to come under the stony gaze of a half melted dummy of Sylvester Stallone, I have compiled these photos.
Back of the bus! Back of the bus!
Tiger tiger tiger tiger woods yall
Encephalitic Titanic
Striesand/Anthropomorphic Goat
"Head Injury Jimmy"
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Oh James!
Yeeeeek!
Burn Victim Brando
Action Jackson
HEEE HAWWWW
HOOCHIE MAMMA.
Stroke Victim Nixon
Can't Stop The Hoff
Nevermind The Bullocks
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Oh. Alright then. Thank you very much.
Heh, heh, heh, heh.
Gentle Ben
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