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It's 7AM and I haven't gone to bed yet, so to save time, I think I'm
just going to paste a user-submitted plot summary of the film Under
Siege 2: Dark Territory instead of writing an actual intro:

Casey Ryback is traveling with his niece on a train, which is
hijacked by terrorists. The terrorists need a moving headquarters, so
they can take over a satellite capable of vaporizing anything in its
path. The government can't stop them from destroying Washington and
also rupturing a nuclear reactor, killing millions. Casey Ryback uses
his Navy-Seal training to take out all of the terrorists in an
action-packed ride.

But enough of that. Here are some pictures of things.

FOUND THIS IN A WISCONSIN TOURISM BROCHURE

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FAAAAANTASTIC!

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HEY BIG BEAR, WHATCHA UP TO?

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EL LUCHADOR

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WELL THAT'S FAIRLY UNPLEASANT

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WE ROLLIN'

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OBSCENE PUNS I WROTE FOR THIS CAPTION

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I APPROVE OF THIS MAN'S EXISTENCE

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COMPELLING EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD

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HEY, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THE NEW DR.
WHO

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BUILT LIKE MEGAMAN BOSS? WHY NOT TRY SOME SKINTIGHT NIPPLE-HIGH
JEANS?

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I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

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HARD TICKET TO HAWAII

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THE DIGNITY OF OLD AGE

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LARP LOVERBOY

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I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THIS IS FROM RUSSIA

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BROOKLYNVEGAN.COM: STAFF PHOTO

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