Sure, maybe I like to make fun of bad costumes from time to time, but I'm no bully. So that's why I'm gonna try to be extra nice when I write the captions for these clunky and unsettling pictures I found on the website of What Appears To Be A Small Rental Center In Virginia.
Honestly I think that's all the explaining I need to do. So join us, won't you? Thank you.
THE STORM TROOPER
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE
WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CIGARETTE SISTER CORNELIUS?
GREETINGS FROM OVERLOOK HOTEL
HOLD ON BE RIGHT THERE JUST GOTTA PUT THIS OLD TIMEY SUIT ON THE
UPSETTING NICHOLAS CAGE MANNEQUIN
CAREFUL BABY, I KISS KRYPTONITE
MOOOOM, SHE'S BACK AT THE WINDOW AGAIN!
AIN'T NO LOVIN LIKE SHERWOOD LOVIN
LIZ LEMON YOU ARE CRAZY
WELL HEY THERE BIG DADDY
ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES
DO YOU GUYS SELL RICHARD LEWIS COSTUMES GREAT BE RIGHT OVER
AND YET: DUMPY SPIDERMAN REMAINS UNIMPRESSED
EARLY WITCHES ARE SAID TO HAVE APPLIED HALLUCINOGENIC OINTMENT TO
THEIR VAGINAS WITH BROOMSTICKS
OW. MY SOUL!
MARGERIE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SMILE
HEY BUB, MY ADULT DIAPER IS FULL
AND FINALLY: WESTERN FANTASY
Source: Aztec Rental Center