There's really no good way for me to preface a collection of images so
utterly devoid of context, sanity, or coherency, but I'll give it a
shot anyhow: Here are twenty brainmelting illustrations from what I believe
to be a series of blackmarket Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle novels from
Russia. As you can probably see from the image above, it is extremely
difficult to explain most of them in words.
Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if your head explodes while
SPLINTER KICKS MUSCLE WITCH
YEAH THIS WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE
SURE WHY NOT
ASIAN BATMAN PUNCHES ZOMBIE
"WE HAVE A T-REX"
OH JESUS OH JESUS OH JESUS
SHIT DON'T ASK ME
WE HAVE LITTLE USE FOR YOUR LAWS AND COPYRIGHTS
TONIGHT WE FEAST
BEHOLD: FOR I AM BECOME A GIANT
CAN'T DRAW FEET
ALL IN A DAYS WORK
I AM EXPERIENCING MILD ANNOYANCE DUE TO THIS FIERY IMPALEMENT
OH RUSSIA! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!
CAN YOU CHANGE ME MAMMA APRIL
THIS UPSETS ME ON MANY LEVELS
MY FACE MY HIDEOUS MISSHAPEN FACE
SURE. UH HUH. BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
AND THAT'S THAT.