20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels
There's really no good way for me to preface a collection of images so utterly devoid of context, sanity, or coherency, but I'll give it a shot anyhow: Here are twenty brainmelting illustrations from what I believe to be a series of blackmarket Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle novels from Russia. As you can probably see from the image above, it is extremely difficult to explain most of them in words.

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if your head explodes while viewing these.


SPLINTER KICKS MUSCLE WITCH

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


YEAH THIS WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


SURE WHY NOT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


ASIAN BATMAN PUNCHES ZOMBIE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


"WE HAVE A T-REX"

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


OH JESUS OH JESUS OH JESUS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


SHIT DON'T ASK ME

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


WE HAVE LITTLE USE FOR YOUR LAWS AND COPYRIGHTS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


TONIGHT WE FEAST

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


DIMENSION X

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


BEHOLD: FOR I AM BECOME A GIANT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


CAN'T DRAW FEET

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


ALL IN A DAYS WORK

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


I AM EXPERIENCING MILD ANNOYANCE DUE TO THIS FIERY IMPALEMENT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


OH RUSSIA! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


CAN YOU CHANGE ME MAMMA APRIL

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


THIS UPSETS ME ON MANY LEVELS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


MY FACE MY HIDEOUS MISSHAPEN FACE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


SURE. UH HUH. BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T YOU?

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels


AND THAT'S THAT.

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels