20 COSTUMES FOR TOTAL ASSHOLES

Asshole Costume
Browsing the humor section of costume sites is undoubtedly the worst way to find a funny costume. Well, unless of course your definition of "funny" is somebody's creepy 52-year-old dad leering at the preteen neighborgirls' pool party through the slats of some half-closed vertical blinds while muttering a bunch of dick jokes from the Porky's 4 spec script he wrote in 1987. If this seems like your type of humor, then you'll probably find most of the costumes below to be pretty hilarious.
 
Although the majority of them are simple illustrations of groan-inducing almost-puns, there are also a few (such as "Big Balls Scratch Off" above) in which the designer has instead gotten creative and taken an ill-conceived "naughty" concept (in this case, the existence of testicles, tee-hee!) and combined it with some arbitrary item in order to make it into a shitty costume.
 
So look forward to that, I guess.
 

ASSHOLE

Asshole


SOME OTHER ASSHOLE

Asshole


ASSHOLE NUMBER 3

Asshole


YET ANOTHER ASSHOLE

Asshole


GIANT ASSHOLE

Asshole


GAPING ASSHOLE

Asshole


KING OF ASSHOLES

Asshole


OH LOOK ANOTHER ASSHOLE

Asshole



UNFUNNY ASSHOLE

Asshole


ASSHOLE? ASSHOLE.

Asshole


SIR HOLE OF ASS

Asshole


ASS + HOLE = THIS GUY

Asshole


BUTT-DICKED ASSHOLE

Asshole


HORSEHEAD-DICKED ASSHOLE

Asshole


GROSS, ASSHOLE. GROSS.

Asshole


PACK OF ASSHOLE

Asshole


REAL CUTE, ASSHOLE

Asshole


ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE! 

Asshole


NOT EVEN A COSTUME, ASSHOLE

Asshole