20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose
If'n ya'll think country music singers are nothin' but a bunch of high-falutin' wish-washy Hollywood phonies...well sheeeat, you couldn't be more wrong. Hell, these fellas'r just regular ol' joes livin' down in a holler jus' like you'n me! If'n ya don't believe me, just take a good long gander at these here "publicity photos." Shewt, these good ol' boys ain't nothing but fun lovin' cowpokes.
 
Hayseed to English Translation: Here are a number of photos of country music stars who--not content to be perceived as the emotionless and vaguely dusty automatons they actually are--have been photographed leaning against objects in a vaguely effeminate manner in an attempt to make them relatable to the sorts of beady-eyed dullards who purchase Top 40 Country Albums.



DREAM DATE

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Dream Date



ALLOW ME TO SPLAY FOR YOU

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Allow Me To Splay For You



GLAMOR SHOTS

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Glamour Shot



UPON THE BLEACHERS

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Upon The Bleachers



SHOWIN' TOE

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Showin' Toe



INTENSITY.

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Intensity



A SNEER FROM A DERELICT HOME

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - The Sneer



MELANCHOLIA IN LEATHER

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Leather Panted



NICE POSE, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE JUST ROTATE MY TIRES ALREADY? SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT IN LIKE 20 MINUTES.

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Batch Action



AN EVENING WITH KENNY

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - An Evening With Kenny



SAUCY!

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Saucy!



AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM SKILLED IN THE ART OF SEDUCTION

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose



THAT'S QUITE THE LEAN YOU'VE GOT THERE. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED RUNNING FOR TEXAS STAGE GOVERNOR?

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - I'm Really Quite Fond Of Leaning



BEDDIN' DOWN AT THE MOTEL 6

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Beddin' Down At The Motel 6



ENSNARED IN PASSION'S NET

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Enslared In Passion's Net



"I'M NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN"

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose



SENIOR CLASS PHOTO

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Senior Class Photo



LIL' COWPOKE

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - Lil' Cowpoke



OH HI, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDST OF REPAIRING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PIECE OF GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DOWNHOME AMERICAN FARMING EQUIPMENT.

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - DON'T MIND ME JUST TAKING A MOMENTARY BREAK FROM REPAIRING THIS LARGE NOVELTY GEAR



ALTERNATE ALBUM TITLE: SONGS FOR SENSITIVE ILLITERATES

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose - For Sensitive Illiterates