20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose

If'n ya'll think country music singers are nothin' but a bunch of high-falutin' wish-washy Hollywood phonies...well sheeeat, you couldn't be more wrong. Hell, these fellas'r just regular ol' joes livin' down in a holler jus' like you'n me! If'n ya don't believe me, just take a good long gander at these here "publicity photos." Shewt, these good ol' boys ain't nothing but fun lovin' cowpokes.
 
Hayseed to English Translation: Here are a number of photos of country music stars who--not content to be perceived as the emotionless and vaguely dusty automatons they actually are--have been photographed leaning against objects in a vaguely effeminate manner in an attempt to make them relatable to the sorts of beady-eyed dullards who purchase Top 40 Country Albums.

DREAM DATE

ALLOW ME TO SPLAY FOR YOU

GLAMOR SHOTS

UPON THE BLEACHERS

SHOWIN' TOE

INTENSITY.

A SNEER FROM A DERELICT HOME

MELANCHOLIA IN LEATHER

NICE POSE, BUT COULD YOU PLEASE JUST ROTATE MY TIRES ALREADY? SERIOUSLY, I'VE GOT A DENTIST APPOINTMENT IN LIKE 20 MINUTES.

AN EVENING WITH KENNY

SAUCY!

AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM SKILLED IN THE ART OF SEDUCTION

THAT'S QUITE THE LEAN YOU'VE GOT THERE. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED RUNNING FOR TEXAS STAGE GOVERNOR?

BEDDIN' DOWN AT THE MOTEL 6

ENSNARED IN PASSION'S NET

"I'M NAKED FROM THE WAIST DOWN"

SENIOR CLASS PHOTO

LIL' COWPOKE

OH HI, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT YOU'VE CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDST OF REPAIRING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PIECE OF GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DOWNHOME AMERICAN FARMING EQUIPMENT.

ALTERNATE ALBUM TITLE: SONGS FOR SENSITIVE ILLITERATES