You wonder if the aliens granted you the power of flight. The moment
this though crosses your mind, you begin to fly.

“Wheeee! It’s a holiday miracle!” You shout for some reason.

You fly for a few minutes, and then shrug. It isn't too thrilling. You
slow to a hover, spit the bugs out of your mouth, and wipe the tears
from your windburned eyes. You glance at your watch, and curse upon
realizing that you are late for work.

You press your arms to your sides, swooping down towards the bank.