Bizarre News & Links (Week of 9.20.09)
Weird News of The Week
Man Finds Soda Can in Room, Slashes Roommates With SwordDrug-Addled Trucker Flips Rig While Masturbating Furiously
Man Accuses Cat of Child Pornography
Son Eats Last Pork Chop, Mother Punches Him in Face
Uncle Forces Toddler to Smoke Pot, Gets 10 Years
Man Hurls 3000 Golf Balls into National Park
17 Drug Task Force Cops Play Wii Bowling During Raid on Drug Dealer's Home
Low-Budget Webpage of The Week
Mind Over Body Inc (The Abs Page featuring Tommy "Crunch Time" Wong)How many sit ups in a row can
you do? 100? 200? Maybe even 500? How about 7,000? Impossible, right?
Wrong. Our selection for Personal Trainer of the Month did just that.
In fact, he broke the world record for most consecutive sit ups. But
some just won't stop there. Tommy lives the way he broke the record;
fast and furious. He has around 30 clients which he trains over two
days, leaving him just enough time to teach Kung Fu and Lion Dancing in
Chinatown and write his book on abs, "5 weeks To a Learner [sic] You",
which should be out sometime before the summer.
Out Of Context Image of The Week
Youtube Video of The Week
Product of The Week
Burlesque Baby T-Shirt With Nipple TasselsI believe the title of the link explains itself.
All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week
The Da Vinci Code (Film)
HUGELY OVER RATED, November 12, 2006By microsoft is not monop
THIS MOVIE WAS BORING AS HELL AND HUGELY OVER RATED, TOM HANKS IS FLAT, AS IF HE EVER WAS THAT GREAT AN ACTOR WHEN NOT RETARDED, AND THE SUSPENSE IS NEVER FELT. IT A TRYING BORING BARF DEISGNED TO GET YOUR CASH AND HAVE LITTLE MYSTERY. I HATE WHO EVER MADE IT.
Keepin it real.
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