Bizarre News & Links (Week of 10.04.09)

Fat Cat News
There are days on this earth that make one feel glad to be alive. Or so I've been told. I never had one of those days so I guess I'll have to take everyone's word on it. But hey, that isn't going to stop me from posting a bunch of links to stupid things nobody cares about. In case you haven't noticed, it's what I do best.
 
This week's links include: Yu-Gi-Oh Fanfiction, Cats, and artificial Hymens.
 

 

Weird News of The Week

Woman Accused of Throwing Dog at Police Officer

Mother Allows 13-Year-Old to Ride Atop Van in Cardboard Box

Dead Deer Dressed as Clown, Left on Porch

Hunters Open Fire on Bear Being Photographed By Tourists

Fat Man Sneaks into Backyards, Dances Nude, Runs Away

Drunken Principal Allegedly Shows Off Sex Tape of Students
 
Inmate Attempts Escape With Newspaper, Raisins


Out-Of-Context Image of The Week

Upsetting Shorts
 

Low-Budget Webpage of The Week

Yu-Gi-Oh Fanfiction!!!
 
‘Stop it Bakura! It’s the spirit’s powers! He’s trying to take you back! Resist! Don’t give in! . . . RUN BAKURA! JUST RUN!’ His mind struggling between its evil and its pure halves began to reel and ache. He covered his face with his hand and yelled out loud, “Leave me be, Spirit!” and ran out of the back door."
 
"Don't speak so soon." Joey took a moment to stare at his small friend. There was definatly something wrong. He was no idiot. The problem was that there was obviouly no more conversation to be had at the time so he dismissed it all with a deep breath."
 
 

Youtube Video of The Week

 
 

Product of The Week

Gigimo Artificial Hymen
No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

This Adult Sex Toy Feature:

  • Easy to use
  • Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  • Soluble and expandable at body heat
  • Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  • No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  • Made in Japan

 

All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week

Customer Review
 
 

 
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