Bizarre News & Links (Week of 09.13.09)

Keep It Real
Weekly roundup of weird news stories, puzzling images, and other dumb crap no one could possibly need to know about. Frankly, this really is a waste of everyone's precious time.
 

Weird News of The Week

Shotgun Wielding Man Tasered Over Manure Dispute

Cult Leader Promises Banana Crop Increase for Public Sex

Man Loses Son While Attempting to Buy Drugs

Boy Fakes Own Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades

Mother Arrested for Helping Son Beat up Six-Year-Old

Couple Attempting Sex in Dumpster Robbed At Knifepoint

 

Random Low-Budget Webpage of The Week

 Norm Fisher's Sexytime Saskatoon Real Estate Slideshow


Out-Of-Context Image of The Week

Smoking Is Bad In Japan  

Troubling Youtube Video of The Week

 
 

Absolutely Amazing Product of The Week

NorTrac 82 HP Tractor with Front-End Loader and Backhoe $42,999.99 (FREE SHIPPING)
 
 
 

All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week

Baby Van Gogh VHS Tape

THE BABY EINSTEIN COLLECTION IS AN AMAZING LEARNING TOOL
By "karensi"
MY BABIES STARTED WATCHING THE BABY EINSTEIN VIDEOS WHEN THEY WERE 2 MONTHS OLD, AND I KNOW THAT NOT ONLY THEY HAVE BEEN ENTRETAINED, BUT ALSO TAUGHT. I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE THE BABY VAN GOGH VIDEO WILL FOLLOW ON THE PATH OF EINSTEIN, BACH, MOZART AND SHAKESPEARE. I'M THRILLED, AND SURE MY BABIES WILL BE TOO WHEN THEY SEE THIS NEW ONE.



Alright. I think you've had enough.