Bizarre News & Links (Week of 09.13.09)

Weird News of The Week
Shotgun Wielding Man Tasered Over Manure DisputeCult Leader Promises Banana Crop Increase for Public Sex
Man Loses Son While Attempting to Buy Drugs
Boy Fakes Own Kidnapping to Hide Bad Grades
Mother Arrested for Helping Son Beat up Six-Year-Old
Couple Attempting Sex in Dumpster Robbed At Knifepoint
Random Low-Budget Webpage of The Week
Norm Fisher's Sexytime Saskatoon Real Estate SlideshowOut-Of-Context Image of The Week
Troubling Youtube Video of The Week
Absolutely Amazing Product of The Week
NorTrac 82 HP Tractor with Front-End Loader and Backhoe $42,999.99 (FREE SHIPPING)All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week
Baby Van Gogh VHS Tape
THE BABY EINSTEIN COLLECTION IS AN AMAZING LEARNING TOOL
By "karensi"
MY BABIES STARTED WATCHING THE BABY EINSTEIN VIDEOS WHEN THEY WERE 2 MONTHS OLD, AND I KNOW THAT NOT ONLY THEY HAVE BEEN ENTRETAINED, BUT ALSO TAUGHT. I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE THE BABY VAN GOGH VIDEO WILL FOLLOW ON THE PATH OF EINSTEIN, BACH, MOZART AND SHAKESPEARE. I'M THRILLED, AND SURE MY BABIES WILL BE TOO WHEN THEY SEE THIS NEW ONE.
Alright. I think you've had enough.
By "karensi"
MY BABIES STARTED WATCHING THE BABY EINSTEIN VIDEOS WHEN THEY WERE 2 MONTHS OLD, AND I KNOW THAT NOT ONLY THEY HAVE BEEN ENTRETAINED, BUT ALSO TAUGHT. I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE THE BABY VAN GOGH VIDEO WILL FOLLOW ON THE PATH OF EINSTEIN, BACH, MOZART AND SHAKESPEARE. I'M THRILLED, AND SURE MY BABIES WILL BE TOO WHEN THEY SEE THIS NEW ONE.
Alright. I think you've had enough.
