Bizarre News & Links (09.27.09)

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Oh what a glorious week it was. Check out this post for the latest info on all the hottest topics: Princess Diana, Southern Pride Memorabilia, and Uneducated People Shouting About The New York Giants For Some Reason.
 
Surely this is a week which will go down in history as having occurred.
 
 

Weird News of The Week

Woman Attempts to Sell Child for Gas

Chinese Dwarves Create Private Village, Live in Tiny Mushroom Houses

Farmer Wins 14-Inch Color TV for Killing 83,000 Rats

Church Ordains Convicted Sex Offender as Minister

Feces Covered Man Breaks Into Yard, Jumps Into Pool

Man Accused of Breaking Into Women's Rooms, Rubbing Their Legs as They Sleep


Out-Of-Context Image of The Week

Strange Things

Low-Budget Website of The Week

Princess Diana - The Complete Resource

"As a telepathic channel, I often receive transmissions which surprise and delight me.  When I received this message from Princess Diana shortly after her tragic death, I was also humbled.  The spirit of Diana was contacting me to give an urgent message, an explanation, to the people of Earth!  I was overwhelmed with emotion, and the vibration of the transmission was also full of wonderful emotion. So, this was an unusually beautiful and moving experience for me. Here is the message I received from Diana, for all of humanity:
This is Diana Luminatis.  I adorn you with light. First, allow me to explain that I am the angelic essence of the lovely human being who was Princess Diana.  I have rejoined my higher "home vibration."  This is a difficult reality to explain in current Earth language but I shall try."
 

Youtube Video of The Week

 
 

Product of The Week

Rebel PrideWallet!

  • Exclusive Southern Confederacy Pride Leather Wallet Features Stirring Artwork of General Lee on the March
  • Southern Confederacy pride leather wallet lets you carry memories of Lee with you wherever you go.
  • Embossing inside this handsome wallet features the words "Pride of the South" and full-color art of Confederate flags
  • A Rebel pride gift for those whose hearts belong to Dixie

 

All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week

LETS GO GIANTS!, February 4, 2008
By Nicholas Shea "mets1986" (Brooklyn, NY) - See all my reviews
HEY NEW ENGLAND; NOBODY'S PERFECT... GET OVER IT... THIS DVD HIGHLIGHTS THE GREAT RUN THE NEW YORK GIANTS... A MUST-SEE FOR ANY TRUE FOOTBALL FAN!!! 18*-1

P.S. DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOM SAYING THAT, "CHEATERS NEVER WIN!"

GO GIANTS!
 
 
 
Be careful out there everyone, and make sure to exercise the proper amount of Southern Pride (which would be none) and use plenty of hand sanitizer on your daily commute. 
 
 
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