Obviously there are plenty of misconceptions out there about Manga, but this is certainly not uncommon amongst the higher arts. In fact, when Opera first came on the scene in the early 1600s, it faced many the same criticisms that manga currently does: "Oh, I can't understand what is happening," "Why is this so violent?" "Why does every woman have a huge chest?" "Is it entirely necessary to to portray child rape so graphically?" and on and on and on.
What these manga detractors fail to understand is that, like opera, manga is simply ahead of its time. It seems clear to me that those who hate manga are simply too boorish and uncivilized to appreciate such a sophisticated art form.
But enough of this. I've already given these detractors more time than they deserve. Let's get on with the questions!
I HEARD MANGA IS ONLY FOR PEDOPHILES AND RAPE FETISHISTS, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
This is somewhat inaccurate. First of all, I feel it is important to distinguish between "some guy who gets his jollies touching a kid" and "an educated person who enjoys looking at or masturbating to illustrations of four-to-twelve-year-olds in various states of undress". The former is clearly sickening, immoral, and illegal, while the latter is probably less so. I've found that 99.99% of anime and manga fans fall into the second category, so don't worry about leaving a mangaficionado alone with your kids!
But that said, a lot of manga does deal with controversial, adult subjects such as young boys with swords leaping through the air with lines behind them while masturbating, young aryan boys transforming into pandas and then masturbating, and yes, even little girls sobbing as some snivelling spiky-haired guy with slits for eyes and thick-rimmed glasses gleefully ********** every ******* of her **** ***** **** ****** and ****ing *** ***** before ** ***** severed head while masturbating.
But truth be told, this sort of manga, while extreme, makes up only a small portion (40% or less) of the entire manga market.
MY BROTHER SAYS ALL MANGA IS THE SAME, IS THIS TRUE?
Most definitely not! I often have to field this question, and I can't help but laugh at its absurdity. Manga is drawn and written by many different artists. Saying all manga is the same is like saying all four Ninja Turtles are same, and newsflash, Manga Hating Idiots: Each turtle has a different bandana color, and a different voice.
I hate to say it, but it looks like all you haters just got denied the three point basketball dunk, courtesy of a manga fanatic! Like the man says: "Strap on your haterblades and sip another another sip 'o that hate-aid, haterbaters. Y'alls have another sip of that hate-aid, haterbaters."
CAN I DRAW MY OWN MANGA ART WORKS?
Yes, Drawing manga is easy and anyone can do it. To prove this, here is
some manga art I drew:
Funnily enough, it only took me a couple of hours to create that, and as you can see, it's almost indistinguishable from so-called "professional" manga. Just goes to show you what you can accomplish in this world with just a little elbow grease.
IS MANGA JUST FOR KIDS?
Of course not. While manga is indeed beloved by children, it is not beloved only by children. Manga is also popular among various groups of adults, including (but not limited to):
- Mostly Harmless Stalkers
- Closeted Illiterates
- The Developmentally Challenged
- Non-Practicing Pedophiles
- That Wispy-Bearded Sullen Guy Who Insists On Being Called "Strykker" Even Though His Name Is Obviously Not "Strykker" And Even If It Was: What A Stupid Name
As you can see, fans of manga come in all shapes and sizes, so don't even bother trying to stereotype them!
WHAT IS THE BEST MANGA OF ALL TIME?I shall answer your question with a story: Some time ago, I was wandering the internet and happened to stumble across the Manga Shakespeare Series Of Graphic Novels "Finally!" I exclaimed, "A series of hastily assembled mass-market graphic novels devoted to the works of William Shakespeare done in what is purported to be the "Manga" style!"
Obviously I didn't order any of them (mostly due to the fact that they were so stupid), but I'm just going to go ahead and choose three of these books at random as "The Best Mangas of All Time," even though I haven't even read them. It may seem disingenuous, but in all honestly, these are the only Japanese comics I even know the titles of, so they will have to do.
True to the original play, the Macbeth of Macbeth (Angus Macbeth) is a shirtless drifter who doesn't play by the rules. He takes a job as a mercenary, and soon enough, he ends up in the service of the evil drag queen, King Zach. But Macbeth's devil-may-care attitude quickly gets on the king's nerves, resulting in a duel to the death between these two powerhouses.
This manga does have some troubling sexual overtones (prosthetic breasts which spew acid, mechanized crabs with razor-filled vaginas instead of pincers, and cats whose penises expand to astronomical proportions before ejaculating enough to blot out the sun, bringing about a new ice age which results in the end of life on earth as we know it), but overall, this is probably one of the best mangas I have ever read.
2. A Midsummer Night's Dream
Based on a novel by William Shakespeare, a Midsummer Night's Dream is the touching true story of an elf woman (Jezebel) whose lower body is ostensibly comprised entirely of curtains, and her terrifying anthropomorphic horse, Big Junior. Together they battle the forces of evil using their passion for doubles tennis and illegal drift battles as their only weapon. This manga's story is an epic one, as it spans 3,421 pages and one large 3-D blacklight poster. This manga contains some violence but is suitable for ages 13 and up.
1. Much Ado About Nothing
Much Ado About Nothing is one of my favorite Shakespearian works, and I must say I was very much looking forward to reading a modern Japanese take on this timeless classic. Unfortunately, I was shocked to discover that the story in this book ammounted to little more than a precice frame-by-frame retelling of the 1966 Don Knott's film "The Ghost & Mister Chicken" interspersed with some of the dialogue from the original play.
What's more, the authors did not even take the time to redraw each scene from the movie themselves, and have instead resorted to simply printing random screen captures from the film in each panel:
Overall though, this book ends up being only slightly more nonsensical than most the others in the series, However, I would hesitate to recommend it to manga purists.
As Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt once said "A chain is only as strong as it's weakest link, and a man who saves one life saves the world entire."
Coming from a man who rode a mule to work, that certainly means whole hell of a lot.