COMING SOON: THE NEW VOONT.COM (NOW WITH 90% LESS READING!)

Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention: I'm sort of in the process of revamping this site in the hopes of making it slightly less crappy.

In short, you can expect less of this kind of thing:
  • Tortuously Long Articles I Spend 2-6 Hours Writing Even Though I Know For A Fact That Nobody In Their Right Mind Is Going To Want To Read a 2000+ Word Article Written About Dish Soap Or Minotaurs Or Whatever The Fuck Else I've Inexplicably Decided To Waste People's Valuable Time With
And more of this type of stuff:
  • Amusing Or Upsetting Photos
  • Web Detritus (Link Roundup)
  • Videos (My Own)
  • Videos (Other People's)
  • Galleries
  • Top "Number Of Things" Lists
  • Shorter Articles Most People Probably Still Won't Want To Read But At Least I Didn't Waste 2-6 Hours On Them
This update will happen within the next 2-21 days, and will probably be pretty decent.

You're welcome!