"Shut It Down! Shut It Down!" (UPDATED 01.10.12)
Cannot update site. Body being ravaged by illness. Possibly dropsy, lumbago, or grocer's itch. Unsure due to intense hallucinations and intermittent bouts of mental incoherence. Razorblade chesspiece wingman, all the waxen faces. Must travel inland and visit with physician straightaway.
Press thine lips to the breach and bask in the shadow of the sun.
Warmest Regards,
H.K. Richarson, Site Curator
01/10/12: Various personal issues have made it all but impossible for me to continue updating this site. In light of this, I am taking a temporary leave of absence from posting stupid shit on here. Christ knows how long I'll be away, but it shouldn't be more than a few months.
In any case, I'm sure you can find some more constructive ways to waste your time in my absence, like learning coin tricks, attempting to peel the entire skin of an orange off in one piece, or whatever else it is you people do in your spare time.
See you when I see you.
Web Detritus #155: The New Batch
Oh, hello there. I didn't hear you come in. Stick around, it's perfectly alright. I was just finishing up an article I intend to publish on the internet. It's mostly just a collection of links to news stories and articles I...was...hey, what're you doing? Oh my god, what the hell is that!? Oh my god. Oh my god! No! No! AUUGGHH! Help! Somebody help me! NRRGkerIJ IASD67ng,uj.This week's top stories: Ingenious Bank Robberies Gone Wrong, Near-Death Experiences 'Splained By Science, What We Can Learn From Cinematic Time-Travellers, Why Media Piracy Is Worse Than Murder, Hip-Hop Lyrics Dissected By An Intelligent Man, The Perils Of Bestiality, And The Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time.
Web Detritus #154
So hey:
Here's another one of these link roundup things. This one is pretty
hearty (plenty of links) so I suppose we better get started right away.Topics covered include: US Destinations With Racist Names, The Least Untrustworthy Companies In The US, Maurice Sendak Calls A Guy A 'Flaccid Fuckhead', Cellphone Cancer, Some Prick Haunted House, The Most Bestest Scientists Ever, and Hotels Built To Facilitate Murder.
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