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"A Visual Wonderland That Is Literally A Knockout." - Peter Travers 10.12.14
"You Took Too Much, Man...Too Much, Too Much..." 10.12.14
...And Crackling Skies of Contumacious Flame 08.28.08
...And Wasn't That A Tasty Dish To Set Before The King 10.12.14
10 Absurd & Unsettling Fiverr Posts 08.21.10
10 Idiotic Things To Do Before You Die 06.21.12
10 Overly-Specific Annoyances That Anger Me Far More Than They Should 10.11.14
10 PICKUP LINES GUARANTEED TO INDUCE WOMEN TO ENGAGE IN CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE WITH YOU 06.20.15
10 Things to do Before You Die 08.21.10
10 Things to do Before You Die: Part 2 09.01.12
12 (More) Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers 08.21.10
13 Unintentionally Hilarious Headlines I Expended Very Little Effort To Find 11.23.10
15 Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers 08.21.10
16 (More) Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes 05.29.11
16 (More) Strange & Wonderful Engrish Signs 01.19.16
16 Baffling Warning Signs Which Will Bring About Your Death 09.04.11
20 (More) Daring & Beautiful Cosplayers 09.12.12
20 (More) Daring & Beautiful Cosplayers 09.12.12
20 (More) Engrish Signs To Thrill & Upset You 11.16.10
20 (More) Spectacularly Awful Album Covers 10.11.10
20 Absurd Costumes To Fill Your Cold Heart With Joy 02.15.11
20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes 10.11.10
20 Cosplayers Who Cause Me To Radiate Bewilderment To All Corners Of The Universe 12.07.10
20 Costumed Humans Upon Whom I Am Not Passing Judgement 01.31.11
20 Costumes at Which to Laugh Derisively 11.01.14
20 COSTUMES FOR TOTAL ASSHOLES 01.19.16
20 Costumes To Ruin Your Dog's Self-Esteem 01.19.16
20 Costumes With Which To Engender Fear In The Hearts Of Your Enemies 10.11.10
20 Despair-Steeped Cartoon Character Costumes 01.19.16
20 Embarrassing Costumes for Fat People 01.19.16
20 Endearingly Bizarre Costume Photos To Give You Sweet Nightmares 09.01.13
20 Engrish Signs To Thrill & Confound You 11.09.10
20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures 10.11.10
20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures 10.11.10
20 Grotesquely Flamboyant Cosplayers 10.19.10
20 Images So Fantastic They Probably Could've Cured Polio Before Jonas Salk Did If They'd Been Around Back Then 06.16.11
20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels 12.01.10
20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose 01.15.12
20 Magnificent Photographs Which Will Probably Change Your Life Forever 05.29.11
20 More Signs Featuring Stick Figures In Peril 03.25.11
20 More Spectacular Photographs Of Cosplayers 01.19.16
20 Peculiar Images For Which I Have No Explanation 06.16.11
20 Photographs of Clowns: Welcome To Terror City! 01.19.16
20 Photographs Of Things With Which I Have Filled This Article 01.05.11
20 Shameless Cosplayers to Frighten & Amuse You 01.19.16
20 Spectacularly Awful Album Covers 10.11.10
20 Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes 08.02.11
20 Strange & Ridiculous Phobias 10.11.10
20 Unintentionally(?) Terrifying Costumes 01.19.16
20 Valiant Attempts at Superhero Cosplay 01.19.16
20 Weird & Hilarious Engrish Signs 01.19.16
20 Wonderfully Perplexing Japanese 'No Smoking' Signs 10.11.10
24 Face-Explodingly Insane Pieces Of Fan Art 10.16.11
30 Strange & Fascinating Questions Answered By Someone Other Than Me 05.03.15
4 of The Stupidest As Seen On TV Products Ever 11.14.11
4 Worthless Technologies of The Future 08.21.10
404 05.23.10
5 (More) Shocking & Obscene Things You Won't Believe Are Actually In The Bible 01.20.11
5 Absurdly Specific Simulator Games Whose Existence I Find Puzzling 11.14.11
5 Aggressively Unpleasant Movies You Probably Shouldn't See On A First Date 05.29.11
5 BEWILDERINGLY ELABORATE ALARM CLOCKS I INVENTED WHILE COMATOSE 09.14.14
5 More Swordfighting Tips for Sworders 08.21.10
5 Offensive, Outrageous, & Possibly Fictional Things You May Not Have Heard About Ray Kroc 11.18.10
5 Phrases Nerds Should Really Stop Using 08.21.10
5 Sex Tips For Women Who Have Sex With Men 12.21.11
5 Smells They Should Probably Make Into Candles 08.21.10
5 Surprisingly Obscene Bible Stories 01.17.13
5 Terrible Business Cliches Which Should Depress & Enrage You 12.16.10
5 White Hot Swordfighting Tips for Swordfighters 08.21.10
5-Hour Energy Drink: Bile-Flavored Scam or Miraculous Nectar of The Gods? 09.04.11
6 Driving Myths Busted: Part 2! 08.21.10
6 Driving Myths: Busted (Spectacular!) 09.01.13
6 Fun Things To Do While You Await The Embrace Of Death 08.21.10
6 Popular Smells I Do Not Appreciate 08.21.10
7 Reasons Why Getting Old Is Awesome 04.01.11
7 Ridiculous Ways to Boost Your Self-Esteem 08.21.10
7 Tips For Surviving Police Encounters 08.21.10
8 Substances With Which You Could Theoretically Poison A Coworker Who Has Been Stealing Your Food 01.28.11
9 Impractical & Potentially Offensive Ways To Avoid Shaking Hands 10.11.14
A Casually Dismissive History of Handheld Game Consoles 06.02.11
A Chat With The Almighty 11.03.08
A Date With George Lucas 03.09.12
A Free Chair? No Thank You Sir. 07.05.09
A Ghoulish Menagerie: 20 More Terrifying Wax Sculptures 10.11.10
A Ghoulish Menagerie: 20 More Terrifying Wax Sculptures 01.19.16
A Hobo's Tale 11.26.11
A Senior Moment 10.12.14
A Series Of Informational Pamphlets For The Elderly 05.17.12
A Short List Of Gifts You Should Probably Buy For Me 06.06.12
ABOUT 10.05.14
Adapt West Side Story Using The Cops As Human Puppets 07.05.10
Advice Column: Cars Cars (Cars) 07.01.09
Advice Column: Computer Trouble 11.23.08
Advice Column: Raising Kids 12.21.08
Advice Column: Relationship Trouble 07.11.09
Advice Column: Tommy's Advice 08.15.09
Advice Column: Tommy's Paranormal Advice 08.15.09
Aging With Poise, Class, & Grace 10.12.14




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