It's The 12th Annual Most Insane Jerry Springer Episode Title Awards!
What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE:
I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I
only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of
television show titles as a sort of preservatorial archive in order to
assure that that they are available to future generations of people who
might want to disinterestedly peruse a list of mildly entertaining
Jerry Springer show titles.
No thanks is necessary. Helping others is reward enough for me.
No thanks is necessary. Helping others is reward enough for me.
The "Oh, Stop Bragging!" Award
3rd Place
I Live in a Box2nd Place
My Grandma is a Pimp1st Place
I'm Happy I Cut Off My LegsThe "Sounds a Like Bad Atari 2600 Game" Award
1st Place
Dwarf's Revenge
The "Not Again!" Award
3rd Place
I'm Leaving You For a Hermaphrodite2nd Place
I'm Pregnant By a Giant Transsexual1st Place
He's Possessed By a Gay DemonThe "Family Values" Award
2nd Place
I'm in Love With My Daughter1st Place
Mom, Will You Marry Me?
The "Most Unfortunate Choice of Words" Award
1st Place
Gays EruptThe "Southern Pride" Award
2nd Place
5 People, 8 Dogs and One Trailer1st Place
I'm A Breeder For The Klan
The "Most Likely To Draw In Viewers" Award
1st Place
Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians
The "Least Likely To Draw in Viewers" Award
1st Place
Hillbillies and Gay Men in ShortsThe "Title Which Should Probably Be Made Into A Greeting Card Or Something" Award
2nd Place
I Slept With Everyone in Your Family1st Place
Thanks For The Kids... But Now I'm Gay
The "Title Which Inexplicably References a Classic Work Of Literature By William Faulkner" Award
1st Place
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