NONSPECIFIC COUNTDOWN

DO NOT ACTUALLY CLICK ON THIS GARBAGE

Since a lot of "professionals" seem to think countdown clocks are an effective way to build anticipation for product launches, I decided to add the one above to count down the days until the re-launch of this website.

I didn't really want to spend any time on it (because honestly: who cares?) so as you can see, I kind of just used the first embeddable countdown clock I could find.

So if you could just go ahead and pretend that it's counting down to a shitty website's [nearly unnoticeable retooling which will I will likely finish on August 15th] instead of trying to scare morons into believing the world is going to end by misinterpreting a crude calendar created by a bunch of absurdly superstitious tribals, I'd be much obliged.