Unremarkable Everyman

Your distinguishing characteristics:

• You hold the same interests as billions of other people
  
  
• You watch the news
  
  
• You consider yourself “religious” but don’t often attend those pesky services
  
  
• Your idea of “standing out from the crowd” consists of wearing a shirt from an out-of-state sports team and saying “wasted” instead of “drunk”
  
  
• You voted
  
  
• You think drinking and driving is a “pretty bad thing”
  

Honestly, you shouldn’t have any problems here unless some psycho decides to carve your pretty face up with a knife. Enjoy your dates.



You are part of the majority, and therefore “cool” status has already been conferred upon you. You are average, but there is no shame in that. Take comfort in the idea that you can feel comfortable in nearly any public place or event, and that you will always have things to talk about with other people. Also feel confident that the rest of us will resent your existence for these very same reasons.