The Freak

Your distinguishing characteristics:

• You’re all messed up; it is widely believed that you have “some kind of condition or something”
  
  
• You aren’t afraid to tell a man when his fly is down
  
  
• You laugh at inopportune times
  
  
• There is a 90% probability that you are male
  
  
• You have a hard time controlling the urge to damage public property
  
  
• Others often describe your behavior in one of three ways (ranked from most frequent to least):
  
  
  1. Annoying
     
  2. Disturbing
     
  3. Entertaining

 “Good luck” is all I can say.



* You could be considered “cool” simply because you appear do what is unexpected without worrying about what other people think. In actuality you are completely capable of acting “normal,” but it is likely that enjoy shocking or bothering people because it entertains you. This may be considered cool, and it may not. I will leave that judgment to a jury of your peers.