20 Despair-Steeped Cartoon Character Costumes

Hey! Newsflash: Being ignored by emotionally distant parents and raised by a television set doesn't grant you the right to traumatize the rest of us by making us look at something dumb. Either get over it or learn to start abusing prescription medications like everyone else. But until that day, could you please knock it off with the "Dressing up semiironically as one of the shitty cartoon characters I vaguely remember from my loveless childhood" crap already?
 
And for chrissake, if you DO insist on it, at least make the costume yourself. Otherwise you might end up looking like one of these people.