Ridiculous Costume Roundup: "Sexy" Costumes

I've been looking through a whole lot of costumes online lately, and it seems to me that as far as the Halloween costume industry is concerned, women fall into one of two categories: There's "sexy" (women who are models) and then there's "plus-sized sexy" (fat women who wish they were models). There's really not much of an in-between as far as I can see. So really aren't too many costumes out there on the major online retailers for the normal, non-breast-and-ass-cheek-exposing female public.
 
But while this might be considered a "bad" thing for regular women searching for a costume (or maybe even for our society at large) it is only a GOOD thing for you and me. It's good for you because you get to look at a gallery of some of the most funny/awful/puzzling/terrifying "sexy" costume pictures, and it's good for me because it gives me something to do while I wait for the nurse to come through the day room and distribute the pills to us.