I for one am glad that Christmas has become an overt celebration of
ravenous Walmart-greeter-trampling consumerism and mindless gluttony.
For one, those things are a hell of a lot more fun than trying not to
fall asleep while somebody reads from the non-exciting parts of the
bible, and for another it makes Christmas a lot easier for me to write
about. I mean, what would I even DO if Christmas was still a religious
holiday? Make fun of Jesus? Not a chance. People already hate this site
enough. The last thing I need is a bunch of humorless Christians
gleefully dousing me with kerosene and stringing me from the rafters of
some boathouse. No thank you.
Anyway here are a bunch of shitty holiday costumes for you to suck on.
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