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Why are you selling shirts with things printed on them?

Partially to try to offset some of the costs of running this place, but mostly because I thought it would be funny to make a bunch of strange shirts and sell them. If people want to buy them, great. If not, that's alright. I'm not losing any money.

Do you manufacture these shirts yourself?

Hell no. What do I look like, a tailor? I can't even sew a button. I use a company called SPREADSHIRT for everything. I "design" them and they take the orders, print them, and ship them. They also keep like 90% of the money too, but whatever, I'm not complaining.

Are these good quality shirts?

Yeah, definitely. Well, the printing is anyway. It's up to you to decide if you like the stuff I put on them.

Frankly I think they're much better quality than I deserve, but oh well, guess I got lucky. I tried a bunch of other companies before Spreadshirt and their shirts were pretty junky (I bought test shirts from each one), so I'm glad I found these.

Hey! What kind of technology is used to print these shirts?

Hey! It's something Spreadshirt calls Flex printing. Who knows what they even mean by it. It's probably best if you see what they say about it HERE or HERE.

How come you don't have your site's logo on any of the shirts?

Uh, because it's stupid? Seriously, who is going to want that trash on a shirt? It's ridiculous. I think it's pretty corny to walk around with brand names on your shirt in general, let alone brand names of some piece of shit website. So yeah, I guess that's why.