Stupid Customer Complaints: Final Round

Listen up: I sorted through a bunch more of the ridiculous and absurd customer complaints over at Complaintsboard and have compiled the most interesting ones here for your perusal.

Alright let's go!

A man held me down and gave me a rude facial and it hurt

offer limited.

HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

Ack! These new cigarettes are poisonous!

Excrement on the rail please to investigate

Oh stop whining

I see no reason to doubt the veracity of this claim

I am too old to learn any tricks yes