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The Script for Crash Sucked So I Rewrote it
Hi,
I'm film director Paul Haggis. You might know me as a writer from
various hit family shows such as Walker: Texas Ranger, The Facts of
Life, and Whose the Boss. Most recently I penned the script to the
(triple) Oscar winning movie Crash starring Cuba Gooding Junior, Stacy
Keach, Sandra Bullock, and curmudgeonly TV funnyman William Frawley.Crash was a huge success for me (my biggest ever!), but to be completely honest with you, I was never quite satisfied with the way it turned out. I felt (and the studio disagreed) that the film was far too subtle for most audiences; that they would have trouble determining the motives of characters such as the Overtly Racist Cop, the Jive-Talking Black Car Thieves & the Woman Who May or May Not Resent The Fact That She is Part Mexican.
So that's why I've decided to rewrite Crash entirely, from start to finish. Here's a short excerpt, I hope you enjoy it.
The Baron's Top 10 Movies of 2009
Greetings and
salutations viewers! This is your old pal The Baron here, ringing in
the new year for one and all. I was thinking about the best way to
celebrate the fresh century and I came up with what I think is a pretty
darn fantastic idea: I would create a list of my favorite movies of
2009! So that's exactly what I did, I went through "fave films" section
my dream journal and picked out the rootinist, tootinist, shootinist
list of the greatest movies I had seen last in the old zero niner.So grab a sack of butter and cover your heads, because Baron Marty's about to drop some movie knowledge on yall's heads.
Top 5 Movies of All Time!
As many of you may be aware, I am quite practitioner of watching amazing movies. I often get requests from my friends for recommendations of what movies I think are the "Best Ever". "The Baron" they have been known to say to me, "There are so many movies out there! What's the quint's essential film I can watch to increase my carnal knowledge of movies and films?" The answer, I always have to tell them, is not so simple that can be said in a single sentence. So I decided to head them off at the past by creating this essential short list of what I believe to be the greatest movies ever made.
These are not only high budget studio picks either, I've also included some lower budget (AKA "Indy" films) on this list for your viewing pleasure. So sit back, pop open a Dew and a bag of Poffs, and enjoy this fun-soaked ride into movie greatness.
Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 2
Buoyant
greetings my friend, from the sunny desert land! My name is Bazul and
today I reviewing more most populars of film from United
State! I am happy discuss detail of the movies with great herein. More than fun adventure! Teaching
you about it movies as well!So here we are today, let us talk about these artistic films: The Matrix! Memento! Jaws! Truly if these films are popular, they are also made! So come joining me and reviewing them all! And diving into the excitement of movie! Blast time!
Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 1
Hello
and hail and well meet! My name is Bazul and I am coming from United
Arab Emerate! I am here today to be talking to you about the best films
of America! America is being a great country and the films of America
are being great as well (if logic proceeds)! Some films are great, but some are greater even than others of this style! This article means to talk about only the greatest. So come with and join me to see the sights of great America films! Todays reviews are: Transformers Movie, Get Back to The Future, Ghostbuster, and The Evil Dead 2.
(I am translate this page for you from the language of my country, so please do not be ashamed if there are some mistakes or parts are broken).
Awful Film Fights: Double Dragon
January 14th 2096Mother is sick again. I doubt she will make it another day, let alone a week as Doctor Fonsworth says. It is a cold world...
Note: Took a fight scene from the movie Double Dragon and added some music to it. Haven't seen Double Dragon yet, but found a great Amazon customer review which seemingly tells me everything I need to know about it:
From my point of view this movie is great!It may not be as good as the game but is still good.There are some funny parts and no swearing.Just to let you know that this movie is double the fun and double action.And also this is double dragon!
Here is the video. I hope you enjoy it.
Yours Truly In Love,
Stephen.
The Baron's Film Korner: Watchmen (Parental Guide)
By Martin "The Baron" RussmierI'm just going to skip the festivities here and delve right into the meat of the second part of my review of The Watchman. Just fair warning though: This review is going to be a bit different from most of the reviews I write. I won't attempt to retell each plot point of the film blow-by-blow for y'all here (that would get boring quick, seeing as this movie is about 4 hours long).
Instead, I've decided to write this as sort of a Parent's Guide to The Watchman. I know I saw a few families in the theater when we viewed the film, so I figured there might be one or two hesitant daddies and mommies out there wondering if this film is appropriate for little Junior. So read on to find out how I rate this movie in four categories: Sex, Violence, Drugs, & Swearing!
The Baron's Film Korner: Watchmen
By Martin "The Baron" RussmierHowdy folks! Welcome to another edition of The Baron's Film Korner. I am, of course, The Baron (AKA Martin Russmier), and I will be your host for today's festivities. The film I will be discussing today is Zach Schnieder's The Watchman. This is obviously a really popular film, and I'm going to assume that all of my readers have already seen it, so consider this a SPOILER WARNING SIGNAL! But if you didn't see The Watchman already, what are you waiting for!? Drop what you're doing and go see it post-haste!
This will be part 1 of my review, in which I'll go through each of the characters one by one, and one at a time, describing their strengths and weaknesses. Enjoy!
The Baron's Film Korner: Spider-Man
By Martin “The Baron” HubleyIf I had to choose a single superhero movie series to bring with me to a desert island, I would most definitely (or as they say in the streets “most deaf”) choose the Spider-Man Thrillogy.
These movies have everything a boy (or possibly a lesbian) could want. Action, love, mystery, and spider webs. I was going to dress in my childhood spiderman costume to write this, but it had one of those sharp plastic masks and it cut my face so I threw it out. Prepare to be whisked away into the web of fun weavened by Spiderman.
