CATALOG REVIEWS
Cheesy Catalog Review: Home Trends
I
recently picked up this catalog at my grandma’s house. I’m not exactly
sure what the theme of it is supposed to be. The cover claims that the
publishers are “The Home Cleaning Experts”, so I thought it might be
selling cleaning supplies, but then I looked inside and I couldn’t
really find any cleaning stuff. So I can only assume that this catalog
is built upon a foundation of lies and deception. This is good news for me, because it probably means they have some crazy useless stuff for old people in here. I love it.
Cheesy Catalog Review: Signals!
It’s
strange to me that mail-order catalogs even exist anymore. Who exactly
is still buying crap from these things? It can only be that there are
far more reasonably well-off childless women in their early-to-late 40s
who are somehow still unaware of the internet than I had originally
thought. But even so…the overpriced junk they sell in the Signals
catalog is so useless it makes Hammacher Schlemmer seem like an auto parts catalog.So let’s have a look at some of their best products.
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