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20 Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes

20 Strange & Disturbing Fetishes - Lick Box
One public service I like to occasionally perform is to notify complete strangers about various types of sexual fetishes they may not have heard of. Not only is it good knowledge to have in general (sexual trivia can be great fun at family reunions), but it's also quite useful to know that such things exist when one day you stumble upon a link to "Potty Links - The Body Waste & Fluid Fetish Portal" in your 12-year-old son's web history.

"Ah-ha," you might be heard to remark, as you click through page after page of some of the most horrifyingly foul images you could ever have imagined, "this is Coprophilia, the fetish involving sexual pleasure derived from fecal play! That little rascal!"

So join me after the break for a list of the top 20 strangest fetishes of all time. Who knows, you might even find something you like!

Weird News (Week of 04.11.10)

Weird News - Old Bikers Flipping Off Camera
This week in news: Bar code scanners causing tourette's, deliberate projectile vomiting on children, whale rape, and gas pedal pressing fetishists.

Also, I'm reasonably certain that's the most insane sentence I've ever written.

10 Absurd & Unsettling Fiverr Posts

10 Absurd & Unsettling Fiverr Posts - In Drag
The idea behind fiverr is pretty simple: People post activities they're willing to perform for five dollars, and if anyone feels like paying them to do it, they can go right ahead.

There seems to be a decent filtering system in place, because 90% of the posts seem legit (e.g. "I will write a short story for you", "I will make a custom blog theme for you". "I will draw a picture of you" etc), but luckily for me, there are still plenty of insane people and sick freaks posting stuff too.

Here are a few of the strangest pledges I've come across so far.

How To Spot & Capture a Homosexual

How To Spot a Homosexual - Bush Binoculars
I am not gay. Meaning: I am attracted to women and not men. Recently I went to see a movie with my male cousin, who is married (to a woman), and also straight (as far as I can figure). I hadn't eaten that day, so I decided to get two orders of sickeningly overpriced nachos and a huge Dr. Pepper. All this food was to be eaten by me and me alone, partially because my cousin was smuggling his own food in, but mostly because I am selfish.
 
The intrigue came when the clerk was to hand out the straw. Apparently he had done some calculations in his head about my cousin and I, so instead of handing out a single straw, he gave us two (so we could "share", see?) We both started to laugh, and for a moment I considered calling the clerk back over and forcing him to watch while I expressed my sincere intention to engage in sexual intercourse with females while simultaneously groping the elderly woman in line behind us. But seeing as I wasn't really offended or anything, I decided against it.
 
Instead, I decided to punish the establishment itself by casually littering with the second straw in the theater at a later time. I ended up chickening out and just throwing it away, but the lesson remains clear: Don't assume that a guy has sex with other men, because he might throw garbage on the floor.
 
But anyway, here are the top five signs someone you know might be gay.
 

20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose

Cowboy Lovin
If'n ya'll think country music singers are nothin' but a bunch of high-falutin' wish-washy hollywood phonies...well sheeeat, ya'll couldn't be more wrong. Hell, these fellas'r just regular ol' joes down in a holler jus' like you'n me! Don't believe me? Why, just take a good long gander at these here "publicity photos" they've gone 'n handed on out to all them media folks and what have ye. Shewt, these good ol' boys ain't nothing but fun lovin' cowpokes. 'An thassa fact.  
 
Hayseed to English Translation: Here are a number of photos of country music stars who--not content to be perceived as emotionless and vaguely dusty automatons-- began to lounge about, leaning against objects in an effeminate manner and insisting they were human.

Here are Photos of Black People & Asians

Black Captain America
I just realized I don't have many pictures of black people or asians on this website. I apologize for this, but you have to understand that the internet's dumb/weird photo database is way skewed towards whiteys. But whatever, no big deal. Here are a bunch of  black and asian people.

Ridiculous Costume Roundup: Nerds...Such Beauty!

Jedi Woman
Montage of images displaying various styles of nerd (with musical accompaniment). What more could you ask for?

Ridiculous Costume Roundup: "Sexy" Costumes

VampireI've been looking through a whole lot of costumes online lately, and it seems to me that as far as the Halloween costume industry is concerned, women fall into one of two categories: There's "sexy" (women who are models) and then there's "plus-sized sexy" (fat women who wish they were models). There's really not much of an in-between as far as I can see. So really aren't too many costumes out there on the major online retailers for the normal, non-breast-and-ass-cheek-exposing female public.
 
But while this might be considered a "bad" thing for regular women searching for a costume (or maybe even for our society at large) it is only a GOOD thing for you and me. It's good for you because you get to look at a gallery of some of the most funny/awful/puzzling/terrifying "sexy" costume pictures, and it's good for me because it gives me something to do while I wait for the nurse to come through the day room and distribute the pills to us.

How To Score a Date with The Perfect Hotties!

"Hot" ChicksBy Martin "The Baron" Hubley
People always ask me: "Martin, how do you meet so many hot ladies? You've got all the luck!" While it may be true that I have very little trouble attracting the opposite sex, this has nothing to do with "finding" the women. Finding women is easy, they're all around! I always say: "Around every corner there's a sweet treat." Ain't it the truth though? You can find the ladies everywhere: Bookfairs, at the free clinic, in booths at the carnival, the smoke shop, even walking their dogs in the park at night. The least you can do is sidle up to these women and holler them (for those who aren't aware, "Hollering a woman" is an urban term for asking them for a date!)

Continue on to hear a few more of my choice tips about how to snag the perfect cutie with your love skills!

Walker: Texas Ranger - Spec Script

Walker: Ranger RangerFADE-IN   CONSTRUCTION SITE - WIDE SHOT - DAY
Walker's truck is shown entering GLEN COVE CONSTRUCTION site. Three CONSTRUCTION TOUGHS mill around out front, kicking at dirt and leaning against various objects. WALKER exits his DUSTY AMERICAN TRUCK and approaches them.

WALKER: I'm a Texas Ranger, do any of you boys know where I can find the front office?
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