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15 Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers

15 Complaints From Stupid Consumers - Shopping Carts
I'm sure Complaintsboard.com was originally intended to be a website where frustrated consumers could go to report harmful or shady business practices of different retailers, exposing them as frauds and possibly causing them to go out of business.

Unfortunately, it isn't really working out that way. Complaintsboard is less about consumer rights and more about semiliterate adults with learning disabilities who believe a business has wronged them in some petty way pecking out (usually IN CAPS) incomprehensible messages to companies that will never, ever read them. Nothing useful is accomplished, and no one is helped.

So yeah, it's pretty great!

20 Weird & Hilarious Engrish Signs

20 Weird & Hilarious Engrish Signs
Awww, look how cute: Some people in foreign countries try to put up signs in English! Let's look at some that are funny with engrish in it and make fun of them while we look!

Engrish Movie Reviews: 80s Classics From Year 1980s!

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United States years 1980s in the states! This year could be the funnest film fun for all ages (of all time). The movie release is no exception. Scarily movies, funny movies, and so many magnificents, all in these years from the 1980 ro the 1989. To track the steady, the hard becomes released from the tip of it. Children, and I, and mothers, and all the ghosts of 1980 love to watch any movie from this the time of the year. Best music, best cartoon, see the woman groped by a man with breathsteal puff hair. The 1980.
 
When I reviewed four of the new movie from 1980, I thought to myself: What ones to choose! I chose this: Breakfast Club, and Do the Right Thing, and The Priceless Bride, and Terminator starring Anorudoanorudoshuwarutsenegga is priceless! Is about to begin the ride of your life.

Stand back up.
 

Engrish Movie Reviews 4: Action Films!

Engrish SignSalutes to the Sun! I honestly have begun to come to a passage from which a movie or watching a movie when the most famous of the famous review.

I shall beginning the discussion of gun fighting action movies in this case (today). This type film brings action and adventure explosively to spread across the land to the audience across the globe. The films wearys since the passage of time, and quality as these orders are not works of art.

This segment which I now am in reviews the film of those which are pertaining to these matters: Die Hard, Lethalest Weapons, Jason Bourne Identity, and Turner & Hooch
 

Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 3

EngrishCertainly I do love movies and films! Oh but I should introcude myself, yes? My name is Bazul and I come from my country. I love movies and I to laugh along! Today I am to review family films.

Often I have occasion to view a film with my mother and father. Not just any film will do the deed. A parents film should be family friendly for the whole family, even grandmother, who cannot hear properly, should enjoy it.
 
That is why today I am going to speak of these favorite kids movies: Wall-E. The Wizard Oz. Coraline thank you.
 

Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 2

Engrish SignBuoyant greetings my friend, from the sunny desert land! My name is Bazul and today I reviewing more most populars of film from United State! I am happy discuss detail of the movies with great herein. More than fun adventure! Teaching you about it movies as well!
 
So here we are today, let us talk about these artistic films: The Matrix! Memento! Jaws! Truly if these films are popular, they are also made! So come joining me and reviewing them all! And diving  into the excitement of movie! Blast time!
 

Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 1

Where We're Going...We Don't Need RoadsHello and hail and well meet! My name is Bazul and I am coming from United Arab Emerate! I am here today to be talking to you about the best films of America! America is being a great country and the films of America are being great as well (if logic proceeds)!

Some films are great, but some are greater even than others of this style! This article means to talk about only the greatest. So come with and join me to see the sights of great America films! Todays reviews are: Transformers Movie, Get Back to The Future, Ghostbuster, and The Evil Dead 2.
 
(I am translate this page for you from the language of my country, so please do not be ashamed if there are some mistakes or parts are broken).
 

My Country and United State Are Much The Same!!

Gun Show SouthernHello my friend and how are you today! My name is Bazul Najjar and I am from the great nation of United Arab Emerate! What am I here to talk about today you are ask! Well I am glad you have asked this! I have the answer! I am here because I have got man electronic mails from citizen of United State saying things I don't understand.

From place like Arkansas, from place like North Carolina, from place like Alabamas. Many letters. These things I will not repeat but they are not nice. These things mostly come from the south (bottoms) part of United State and have problem with my people.  
 
But wait! I am here today to tell you that you people in bottom United State and us in United Arab Emerate are not so different at all! We have many similars to you and could be brothers. I will tell you the truth about why we are the same, so please to listen....
 

Black People Are Good Folks

Black GuyBy Tommy Perkins
I dont think my granpa Carvello likes black people much. Every time were in the car and a black guy even comes close he presses the button so the door locks real quick.

one time I asked: hey granpa why did you do that anyhow and he says: You know you got to watch those people tommy. I don't know why. I seen many black guys and there all nice.

And let me tell you about my favorite three black guys now!

Grobnar Review Things

GrobnarMan ask Grobnar to tell about things he find all around. Man say Grobnar talk about thing and tell how he use thing. Also he say Grobnar say if thing is good or bad. Grobnar no know why but man say he give Grobnar mammal meat if Grobnar do this.

So Grobnar think he help. Grobnar hungry. Grobnar not eat nothing in days. Well, Grobnar eat small bird, but that not fill Grobnar up. So Grobnar tell stories and get mammal meat. Grobnar mouth watering already.
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