WEB DETRITUS
Web Detritus (Week of 08.22.10)
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collection of fascinating links, weird news stories, and other random
exciting things. Brought to you by The Internet.This week: Wild Sex In Strangers' Homes, Tiger Smugglers, Toddlers With Shotguns, Teabonics, Unbelievably Filthy Ancient Poems, 5 Day Traffic Jams, & A Video That Will Change Your Life Forever. (Now With More Pictures!)
Web Detritus (Week of 08.15.10)
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reasonably interesting collection of fascinating links, strange news
stories, and other random junk I found on the internet. This week: Chinese Spike Benches, Public Pool Defecation, Genital-Exposing Short Shorts, Secretly Gay Husbands, Twinkies, Born Again Racists, and Pinpointing The Exact Moment Star Wars Started To Suck.
Web Detritus (Week of 08.08.10)
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decidedly nonessential collection of cool links, weird news stories,
and other random things I've exhumed from the rotting corpse of the
internet.This week: The World's Largest Male Breasts, Blood Spatter Analysis 101, Semen Attacks, Vestigial Organs, and of course: More Grown Men In Diapers.
Web Detritus (Week of 08.01.10)
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haphazard collection of cool links, weird news stories, and other
random crap exhumed from the darkest corners of the internet.This week: How It Feels To Die Of A Heroin Overdose, Kids Named Hitler, Undead Infants, Accidental Destruction Of Valuable Property, Traditional Turkish Choking Dances, And One Thousand Ways To Die.
Web Detritus (Week of 07.25.10)
A weekly collection
of fascinating links, strange news stories, and
random crap I found lying around on the internet.This week: The Horrors Of Shrieking Children, Elderly Japanese Mummies, Stealing From The Blind, Movie Theater Violence, Inception, and Ice Cream Ice Cream Ice Cream?
Web Detritus (Week of 07.18.10)
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pointless collection of interesting links, strange news stories, and
other amusing garbage discovered on the internet.What's happening this time around? Street Signs Causing Dwarfism, Senior Citizens Eating Dog Food, Parachuting Donkeys, Homophobic Gunmen, & What Is Probably The Worst Job Of All Time.
Web Detritus (Week of 07.11.10)
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haphazard collection of cool links, weird news stories, and random
crap exhumed from all corners of the internet.This week: Drug Addled Men Attacked By Drug Clowns, Ancient PC Advertisements, Prosthetic Leg Fires, Tomato Sauce Drownings, Murderous Apes, & The Periodic Table of Swearing.
Web Detritus (Week of 07.04.10)
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haphazard collection of fascinating links, weird news stories, and
random crap exhumed from all corners of the internet.This week: Walmart Masturbation, Godly Mutations, Ethnic Slurs, The World’s Worst Themeparks, High School Teacher Nudity, and Good News About LSD.
Web Detritus (Week of 06.27.10)
I changed
the name of this column from "Weird News" to "Web Detritus.
Seeing as this is pretty much just an assemblage of all the leftover
crap I find throughout the week and can't use anywhere else, I think
the name fits. So please enjoy this week's edition. Thank you, and thank you.
Weird News (Week of 06.20.10)
If I were a group of wandering badgers, and some human tried to boss me around, I'd just laugh and crawl back into my badger cave or wherever. Who are you to me? Some human who throws rubbish in the forest. Get lost.
But I guess I'm not a group of wandering badgers, so maybe I'll just keep my fat mouth shut.
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