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KONTRAILS is a lowfi/8-Bit music project which I undertook a certain number of years ago in a futile attempt to alleviate crushing despair.

After a while I forgot about it. Then I remembered about how I forgot. I didn't make any more music at that point (lazy), but I did decide to add an extra paragraph (this one) to this page explaining about all that stuff. So here it is.

If you're a glutton for punishment, you can still stream or download THE THREE SHITTY, UNFINISHED SONGS I MADE, and if you have experienced joy or anger from my "music" and wish to tell me about it, you can MAKE A MESSAGE GO THROUGH THE INTERNET HERE.

Semi Related Note: I also run a not-crappy (in my opinion anyway) MP3 Blog, which is Behind This Webdoor.


ABOUT

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WHAT IS THAT NAME?

Wilhelm Wundt (1832-1920; pronounced Vil•helm Voont), a German physiologist, typically is credited with the founding of the first psychology laboratory in 1879, and also with establishing the first psychology journal.

There were several others at this time who also were attempting to develop a scientific psychology, but they referred to themselves as "experimental psychologists" because they emphasized the importance of controlled research and the precise measurement of variables.

HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT?

Buzz the "V" through gritted teeth. Skip the "N" and both "O"s (as they are silent), and end with a crisp, clipped, "T". When spoken correctly, the word will sound like the arm of a backhoe being raised, or the whirring noise emitted by the shoulder joint of a robot from an old-time movie.

HOW MANY PEOPLE WRITING?

One

Lemmy (Good Old)

I HATE THIS. NOT FUNNY.

Look: I get it. Most of the crap on here is weird and maybe not funny. But what can I do? It is all I know.

ARE ANY ADS ON HERE? I HATE ADS BECAUSE THEY RUIN THE INTERNET, PIG

There aren't any ads. I took them off.

There are probably some (inactive) Amazon affiliate links on a few old articles because I am too lazy to remove them, but that's all.

Fams, Yo.

WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS. WHO CARES.

Thanks for writing in!


I AM A RAPTOR AND FIND YOUR SITE OFFENSIVE TO MY RACE. HOW DARE YOU USE VIOLENCE AGAINST US JUST BECAUSE WE ATTACK NOT FROM THE FRONT BUT FROM THE SIDE. MULDOON WASNT THAT COOL HE JUST HAD A AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. FUCK YOU.

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