ADMIN
NONSPECIFIC COUNTDOWN
I didn't really want to spend any time on it (because honestly: who cares?) so as you can see, I kind of just used the first embeddable countdown clock I could find.
So if you could just go ahead and pretend that it's counting down to a shitty website's [nearly unnoticeable retooling which will I will likely finish on August 15th] instead of trying to scare morons into believing the world is going to end by misinterpreting a crude calendar created by a bunch of absurdly superstitious tribals, I'd be much obliged.
COMING SOON: THE NEW VOONT.COM (NOW WITH 90% LESS READING!)
Oh yeah, I guess I forgot to mention: I'm sort of in the process of revamping this site in the hopes of making it slightly less crappy.
In short, you can expect less of this kind of thing:
You're welcome!
In short, you can expect less of this kind of thing:
- Tortuously Long Articles I Spend 2-6 Hours Writing Even Though I Know For A Fact That Nobody In Their Right Mind Is Going To Want To Read a 2000+ Word Article Written About Dish Soap Or Minotaurs Or Whatever The Fuck Else I've Inexplicably Decided To Waste People's Valuable Time With
- Amusing Or Upsetting Photos
- Web Detritus (Link Roundup)
- Videos (My Own)
- Videos (Other People's)
- Galleries
- Top "Number Of Things" Lists
- Shorter Articles Most People Probably Still Won't Want To Read But At Least I Didn't Waste 2-6 Hours On Them
You're welcome!
Buy Some Shirts If You Want
Hey check it out! If you want to support my stupid website by buying one of these stupid T-Shirts, you can do it right here.
Believe it or not, these shirts are actually pretty good quality, but if you still don't trust me you can read the SHOP FAQ, which explains how they're hand made by 100% Pureblood American Grandmothers or whatever.
The store window should display below, but if not, you can see them at my Spreadshirt Store. Most of them are also available at Zazzle too, for some reason.
If you have any other questions or comments about this stuff, just CONTACT ME and I'll try to answer them.
Store FAQ
Why are you selling shirts with things printed on them?
Partially to try to offset some of the costs of running this place, but mostly because I thought it would be funny to make a bunch of strange shirts and sell them. If people want to buy them, great. If not, that's alright. I'm not losing any money.Music
KONTRAILS is a lowfi/8-Bit music project which I undertook a certain number of years ago in a futile attempt to alleviate crushing despair.
After a while I forgot about it. Then I remembered about how I forgot. I didn't make any more music at that point (lazy), but I did decide to add an extra paragraph (this one) to this page explaining about all that stuff. So here it is.
If you're a glutton for punishment, you can still stream or download THE THREE SHITTY, UNFINISHED SONGS I MADE, and if you have experienced joy or anger from my "music" and wish to tell me about it, you can MAKE A MESSAGE GO THROUGH THE INTERNET HERE.
Semi Related Note: I also run a not-crappy (in my opinion anyway) MP3 Blog, which is Behind This Webdoor.
ABOUT
NAMESAKE
Wilhelm Wundt (1832-1920; pronounced Vil•helm Voont), a German physiologist, typically is credited with the founding of the first psychology laboratory in 1879, and also with establishing the first psychology journal.There were several others at this time who also were attempting to develop a scientific psychology, but they referred to themselves as "experimental psychologists" because they emphasized the importance of controlled research and the precise measurement of variables.
PRONUNCIATION OF VOONT
Begin by buzzing the "V" through gritted teeth for 2-8 seconds. Skip the "N" and both "O"s (as they are silent), and end with a crisp, clipped, "T". When spoken correctly, the word will sound like the arm of a backhoe being raised, or the whirring noise emitted by the shoulder joint of a very large android.How many people write for this site?
One. (Me)
Your site sucks!
That isn't a question, but I think you're probably right. Now get out.Why do you have ads on here? I hate ads and they ruin the internet and I hate your fat guts you capitalist pig I hope you die.
I won't deny that you make some good points. But that fact is that I pay for all the bandwidth for this place out of my own pocket, and I use the ads to try to offset my costs. The same thing goes for THE STORE. But if you think I'm making a profit off of any of this, you're dreaming.In addition, all the ads were hand chosen personally by me (except the google ones of course, because you...um..can't choose which ones of those appear?) and they're all are things I support or find cool.
I don't have any popups, or full page ads or anything like that and I try to keep them totally inoffensive and not annoying. So it'd help me out a lot if you would add this site to your whitelist if you use an adblocker. If not I completely understand. I'm not usually a big fan of ads either, and I used to use an ad blocker myself until I started this dumb place and realized how important they were.
On an almost offensively unrelated note: Do you also have an MP3/Music blog?
Why yes! As a matter of fact I do! It's the exact opposite of this site (in that it actually has a purpose and is not pointless) and it is located HERE.
Who is your hosting company?
This site is currently hosted at HOSTPC. They're reliable, cheap, and have pretty good customer support, and blah blah blah blah they're the best place ever.But if you want the truth, I mostly just stay with them because they include a lot of automated installers so I don't have to install or update technical stuff myself. Oh, and also because I wouldn't really know how to transfer everything to a new hosting company even if I wanted to.
So yeah, learning about internet things is too hard. Might as well let the machines do it.
Khaos_Greenbean asks: Why do you write about stuff nobody gives a damn about?
Thanks for writing in!FANTASICJURASIC asks: I AM A RAPTOR AND FIND YOUR SITE OFFENSIVE TO MY RACE. HOW DARE YOU USE VIOLENCE AGAINST US JUST BECAUSE WE ATTACK NOT FROM THE FRONT BUT FROM THE SIDE. MULDOON WASNT THAT COOL HE JUST HAD A AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. FUCK YOU.
Thanks for writing in!
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