Customer Complaints

Stupid Customers Complain About Food

Stupid Customers Complain About Food - Fat Cop
DEAR SIRS OF MAAM I PURCHASED ONE BK'S BROILER ALSO ONE BOX OF FRIES AT BUGRER KING AND AS I HAVE ASBURGERS I CANT HAVE SALT ON FRIES I ASKED THE YOUNG WOMAN (BLACK!!) TO GIVE ME NO SALT SHE WAS RUDDE TO ME ALSO GAVE ME SALT AND I HAD NOT ONE BUT THREE GRAND MAUL SEZUIRS DUE TO THIS WITCH IS UNNACEPATABLE. HAREV IT YOUR WAY I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!


Even More Complaints From Stupid Customers

Customer Complaints - Kid Simmons
What do you want from me, it isn't my fault that I find customer complaints inordinately hilarious. I blame bad genes.

Here are some more pointless complaints from customers which I have pointlessly posted because I am dumb.

12 (More) Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers

15 More Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Consumers

PART 1 of this series featured some some of the best customer complaints I could find on my new favorite website: ComplaintsBoard.com. But consumer action does not sleep! There are still plenty of fairly unpleasant people who feel they have been severely wronged by the actions of various Burger King & Safeway employees, and I must help to ensure that their whining voices are heard!

All aboard the payback train. First stop: Justicetown.


15 Puzzling Complaints From Stupid Customers

15 Complaints From Stupid Consumers - Shopping Carts
I'm sure Complaintsboard.com was originally intended to be a website where frustrated consumers could go to report harmful or shady business practices of different retailers, exposing them as frauds and possibly causing them to go out of business.

Unfortunately, it isn't really working out that way. Complaintsboard is less about consumer rights and more about semiliterate adults with learning disabilities who believe a business has wronged them in some petty way pecking out (usually IN CAPS) incomprehensible messages to companies that will never, ever read them. Nothing useful is accomplished, and no one is helped.

So yeah, it's pretty great!
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