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CELEBRATING CELEBRITIES: FAMOUS LAST WORDS! 12.14.15
I INVITE YOU TO WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THESE LAUGHABLY OVERPRICED APPLIANCES 07.03.15
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF BROMIDES 03.16.15
CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE: POETRY EDITION: ROBERT FROST EDITION 01.04.15
5 BEWILDERINGLY ELABORATE ALARM CLOCKS I INVENTED WHILE COMATOSE 09.14.14
The Old-Time Robot Comedian Stand-Up Comedy Hour 01.18.14
A Short List Of Gifts You Should Probably Buy For Me 06.06.12
Reader Mail: Ghosts, Fetishes, & Groin Tactics 05.25.12
A Series Of Informational Pamphlets For The Elderly 05.13.12
It's Funny You Should Ask What The Most Popular News Stories Were On The 10th Anniversary Of 9/11. It Just So Happens That I Have That Information. 10.10.11
DECEITFUL MUFFINS 10.03.11
The Alphabet Of Swearing 01.13.11
More Snapple Cap Safety Tips For Kids 11.03.10
Might As Well Post These Stupid Customer Complaints I Found 08.09.10
I Hereby Grant You Permission To Chase Waterfalls 07.29.10
Don't Even. 06.30.10
5-Hour Energy Drink: Bile-Flavored Scam or Miraculous Nectar of The Gods? 05.19.10
Word on The Street: Bucket Lists 05.08.10
Even More Cryptic & Beautiful Poetry From Spam Emails 04.12.10
Google Autocomplete Answers 8 More Important Questions 03.29.10
Stupid Customer Complaints: Final Round 03.12.10
Google Autocomplete Answers 9 Important Questions 02.26.10
Stupid Customers Complain About Food 02.10.10
Even More Complaints From Stupid Customers 02.02.10
Math Sucks 01.29.10
More Cryptic & Beautiful Poetry From Spam Emails 11.30.09
The Cryptic & Beautiful Poetry Of Spam Emails 11.13.09
The Insane Maury Povich Episode Title Awards 11.10.09
I Certainly Hope Yoplait Responds to The Complaint Letter I Just Sent 11.06.09
It's The 78th Annual Shameful Ricki Lake Show Title Awards! 11.02.09




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