Web Detritus: Issue #148

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Obama Gay KissHello, and welcome to a very special "Flagrant Overuse Of Thesaurus" Edition of Web Detritus. For those who cannot divine this article's purpose due to it's gratuitously cryptic title, allow me to elucidate: What follows is a haphazard compendium of provocative and amusing links which I have chosen to dispense to The Infobahn* at fixed intervals.

This issue** incorporates the following items: Links, Photos Videos, More. Thank you.

*Don't Ask Me

**Putting the date in the title of every article in this series was starting to annoy me. So from now on, each one will simply be an "issue". That way, I only have to type a number instead of a whole date. Also I don't have to look the date up, or make sure it's correct. Oh and one last thing: As you can probably see from the title up there, I didn't want to start at #1, so I kind of just picked a random number that sounded official. Hope that's alright with you.

 

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Facebook Onion Idiots
Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook [Tumblr]

 

Consumer Reports Infomercian Product Reviews
Consumer Reports Tests Some Ridiculous Infomercial Products [CR]

 
 
Republican Jesus
Christians Bully, Taunt, & Intimidate Highschool Girl Who Asks That Prayer Be Removed From School

 

Mermaid Anatomy
Anatomical Drawings Of Mythological Creatures [Flavorwire]


 
Fake Disability
Police Say Employees At Telemarketing Company "Faked Disabilities" Over Phone [ABC]



  Fake Disability
These Oil Paintings Look So Real That I Almost Don't Believe They Are [22Words]



Warcraft Prison Gamers
China Tortures Inmates By Forcing Them To Play Slot Machine Masquerading As Videogame For Hours On End [Guardian]



Rape Venn
Sarcastic Venn Diagram: What's Worse? Rape Or A Flat Tire



Saint Head
Decapitated Head Of Patron Saint Of Genital Diseases Finally Goes Up For Sale [AOL]



Apocalypse Photos
Why Should You Look At These Apocalyptic Photomanipulations? Because I Said So, That's Why [SteveMcGhee]



YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR HANDS (IT'S LIKE A BABY'S TOY)



 

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The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders From Mars
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RANDOM STUFF I LIKE*

Amazon.com Widgets
 

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