Bizarre News & Links (Week of 08.23.09)

Many things can happen in a week. So many news stories come out. Who has the time to read them? Nobody that's who. It'd be too hard to keep track of them all. Luckily you have me. Every week I find all the best news stories and then put them here for all to see. You are lucky to have found this.

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(NOTICE! This is a new feature and should recur at the end of each week (Saturday) unless I forget or become bored of it)
 
 

Weird News of The Week

Surly Man in Elmo Costume Curses at Tourists in Times Square
 
Barber Becomes Enraged Over Poor-Quality Jerky; Robs Store

Shirtless Man Hijacks Schoolbus for Some Reason

Game Warden Casually Rides Rhinoceros Around for a While
 
Man Seeks Assistance in Gunning Down of 24 Horses at High Noon

Random Low-Budget Website of The Week

BILL J BROOKS.COM
"Bill is a very talented entertainer out of Tupelo, MS who performs a vast array of music. He is well-known for his excellent performance as an Elvis Tribute Artist. With numerous Elvis style jumpsuits, shirts, jackets, and boots, Bill recreates the look as well as the music and dance of Elvis. The personal interaction he brings to each show leaves each audience looking for more. Please enjoy the tour of Bill's site and contact him when you need entertainment that will be sure to please your guests."

Out-Of-Context Images of The Week

 

Youtube Video of The Week

Praise Band: The Official Trailer

 
 
 

High Quality Product of The Week

Butler Toilet Seat Cover

"This soft sculpted, friendly mustachioed face gent seat cover with non-skid rug completes the set and adds a touch of class (emphasis mine) to any bathroom. Washable."

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Amazon Customer Review of The Week

Baby's Day Out 

"Baby Bink is a cute baby, November 2, 2006"
I thought this was such a great movie. It could not happen in real life, but who cares. It is funny the way the baby out witts three bad guys. The baby follows stuff in her favirote book. it is highly recomended for anyone who loves babies. (Most everybody does) It is a neat,excellent, wonderful, great,good,fantastic,delightful. What more could I say about such a good movie.Watch it!"
 
 

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