Weird News & Links (Week of 11.01.09) Hulk Hogan Memorial Edition!

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According to some random quotation site I found, Hulk Hogan once claimed that he was "way into writing". I sincerely hope this is true, because if it is it means that I might some day be able to read something Hulk Hogan has written in order that I might see if he ends every other sentence with "brother" like he does when he talks. I really do enjoy the way he does that.
 
But in the interest of full disclosure: This article really has almost nothing at all to do with Hulk "Brother" Hogan. He is also not dead, contrary to what the wording of the title may imply. So let's just say that in celebration of his non-death, I've come up with a bunch of links to Hulk-Related (read: not even remotely Hulk-Related) things I found on the internet this week.
 

Weird News of The Week

Hidden Camera Found in Bathroom of Christian Bookstore
A 28-year-old clerk at a Christian bookstore in Simi Valley has been arrested on charges of peeping at customers in the restroom with a video camera. Police said the man was cited and released on suspicion of peeping by means of an electronic device Sunday after a customer spotted the device hidden among boxes in the corner of the bathroom of the Family Christian Book Store.
 
Man Tries to Rob Taco Bell, Then Asks for Application
The man entered the fast-food restaurant just after 2 p.m. Monday and pointing a gun at the cashier, demanded money and told the cashier to get on the floor. [He] then walked into the manager's office, which is located at the back of the store. "He requested an application for employment and the manager said 'No,'" He then left.
 
Man Gets 3 Years For Sex With Horse
[The Accused] was arrested in July after [The Horse's Owner] caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen's assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar. [She] said she became suspicious because her horse was acting strange and getting infections, and she noticed things were moved around the barn and dirt was piled up near the horse's stall.
 
Woman Pleads Guilty to Car Ramming, Salad Dressing Hurling

[She] was arrested after police said she used her truck to ram a sedan several times over a road rage episode. The driver of the other car told police the encounter began after he was cut off. He said she later cut him off again, yelled at him and threw coins and plastic containers of ranch dressing at his car.

Korean Woman Passes Driver's Exam After 949 Attempts
The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test. Police said Cha took the test hundreds of times, but had no specific total. Local media said she took the test 950 times.

Beloved Image of The Week

Wax Hulk Nightmare

Low-Budget Webpage of The Week

Bigfoot
Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organization

ALL FOUR OF US IN CAR SAW SOMETHING WE STILL CANNOT EXPLAIN .. IT WAS A STAR FILLED NIGHT CLEAR BUT DARK. A MAN LIKE FIGURE TALL CROUCHING FORWARD AND AS WE
PASSED IT TURNED TOWARD US AND LOOKED STRAIT AT US DID NOT EVEN SEEM WORRIED WE WERE TRAVELING TOWARD CANNOCK AND WERE ALL WORRIED .. IN MY OWN WORDS I WOULD DESCRIBE IT AS AROUND 6'8" TALL LEGS. THICKER THAN TWO OF MINE. VERY STRONG LOOKING, DARKISH BLACKY BROWN COAT.. ALL FOUR OF US WOULD CONFIRM THE EXACT STORY IF SEPARATED AND QUESTIONED .. YOU COULD ASK ME TO EXPLAIN IT ANY WAY AROUND AND I COULD BE EXACT. BECAUSE WE REALLY DID SEE SOMETHING WE COULD NOT EXPLAIN..

ABOUT A MILE DOWN THE ROAD A MAN WAS WALKING TOWARDS THE THING WE HAD JUST SEEN WE DID NOT STOP BECAUSE IF WE HAD HE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WE WERE MAD A FEW MONTHS LATER WE DID SEE AN ARTICLE IN THE PAPER ABOUT A GHOST MONK THAT WALKS THE EXACT SPOT IN A BROWN CLOAK BUT THAT I JUST DISMISSED AS FOLK STORIES ..
 

Youtube Video of The Week

 
 

Product of The Week

Casket
Walmart Supreme Distinction Steel Casket ($1,199.00)

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    * Company name: name of funeral home or mortuary
    * Address: shipping address given to you by the funeral home director
    * Phone number: phone number of the mortuary

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Due to FTC regulations, Walmart.com can only accept a return of a casket, urn or memorial jewelry due to freight or cosmetic damage from shipping. Walmart stores cannot accept the return of any casket or urn.
 
 

All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week

The Best of the Power Rangers - The Ultimate Rangers

Customer Review 
 
 
 
 And I leave you all this week with a quote from the great one himself:


"To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong."
Hulk Hogan Ballet  
RIP Hunk Hogan 1982-2003


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